Mon 15 Oct 2012
You Won’t Fool the Child’s of the Revolution
Posted by anaglyph under Idiots, In The News, SmashItWithAHammer
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In breaking news, Rupert Murdoch, head honcho of one of the world’s largest international corporations said today “Give me another shovel, this hole’s not big enough!”
Haha, I jest, but what he actually said was effectively the same thing, when he tweeted that the people making a representation to British Prime Minister David Cameron over News Corp’s reprehensible hacking of their phones were ‘scumbag celebrities’. Nice one Rupert, that’ll endear you to just about everyone.
But best of all, this Twitter exchange was made:
Commenter: “Scumbags”? And your journalists and executives are what?”
Murdoch: “They don’t get arrested for indecency on major LA highways! ((Oh, but they DO get arrested and charged for other much more serious criminal activities, or perhaps that’s slipped your mind?)) Or abandon love child’s”
Love child’s? Love child’s? Awesome. The head of one of the biggest news agencies on the planet has no grasp of grammar OR punctuation.
It’s not a crossword puzzle, Mr Murdoch, it’s a leopard. You’re totally fucked.
Didn’t they hack some of the royal family? Now there’s a collection of scumbags. Um wait, maybe pampered and mollycoddled but scumbags? I think not. Did they hack Lindsey Lohan?? That might be right. Or Arnold (I’ll cum back) Schwartzenegger? Could be.
The guy is digging a BIG hole and filling it in with bullshit.
It’s kind of irrelevant whether or not the people concerned were doing something wrong. Maybe they were, maybe they weren’t. But that’s why we’ve developed a justice system. It’s not the place of Rupert and his lackeys to expose others’ wrongdoings by doing something equally, or perhaps even more wrong.
“Othe’r’s wrong doing’s” shurely?
My bad.