Wed 6 Apr 2011
What Rhymes with Chips?
Posted by anaglyph under Hmmm..., Poetry, Words
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When it comes to poemin’ the handiest bookmark I have is Rhymezone. Imagine my puzzlement when today I went looking for some rhymes for the word ‘free’.
Cod? Huh?
(It took me several minutes to figure it out).
No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Exactamundo. Except for one slight problem…
1 Syllable?
When Anaglyph said he’d send me
Through postal mail a COD
I thought, at last, I’d get my wish!
Instead I got a fuckin’ fish.
Strips.
I thought his name was Godfrey,
turns out it was Codfree.
“Sounds like a fish let loose,” said I
“No mate, my dad was Captain Birds Eye (sic).
.
I feel strangely relieved that they don’t list CBT.
At first I didn’t prostate gland, but now I sleight of hand perfectly.