Tue 20 Oct 2009
Unfortunate ‘Catchy’ Retail Names #2
Posted by anaglyph under Daft Advertising, Sex, Silly, Words
[14] Comments
He said what?
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Thanks to Atlas (who else?) for bringing this to the attention of The Cow.
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I think Sister Veronica should bear her titties.
I can see you only told me about this as a setup for that gag.
Can you spell that out for us again, Mr Voiceover Guy?
I mean seriously – the person who directed this ad has got to be taking the client for a ride… But I guess it’s marginally better than ‘iBear 2.0’.
but will it turn my titties orange?
And plush.
Ah, good. So there IS a plush side to buying this.
I dont drive, but I ride my bike a lot. And th hard leathr saddle can get very uncomftable on a long ride.
Then I discoverd Faggedy Man. Thats F-A-G-G-E-D-Y Man.
“Fits driver AND passenger sides” ??
Atlas should come clean and admit he made this for a joke at college!
Joey: Let us know when the YouTube infomercial is up.
Duk: As unbelievable as it seems, Tiddy Bear is actually a real thing, and the infomercial, as far as I can determine, is completely genuine:
Tiddy Bear site.
It seems that some people are just genuinely clueless. Or perhaps VERY clever.
A slightly larger version with an oral orifice opening will be coming (??) out for christmas.
Timothy, that’s highly disturbing.
Umm, yeah I guess. But canadians don’t get to do much during our winter freeze-up so sex is a big topic. My wife sells sex toys.
Come to think of it she wouldn’t be able to send any samples to Australia if Conroy gets his way.
Hey! TCA is looking for a rep for the some of our products on the North American continent! Tell your wife to drop us a line.