Fri 2 Mar 2007
Unfortunate ‘Catchy’ Retail Names #1
Posted by anaglyph under Signs, Tragedy
[11] Comments
Luggage shop at Sydney airport.
Someone really got a bit too clever for their own boots. I suggest they try and make it appear intentional by adopting a slogan something like this: If your wife catches you using inferior luggage, you’re dead meat!
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Thanks Pil!
Hey, I wonder if the police looked in there for the missing lamb shanks?
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Everything for today’s modern Vulture
Airkill?
I bought a plane ticket to meet
My Internet buddy named Pete
When a store caught my eye
And I went in to buy
A suitcase, but came out with meat.
No wonder kids these days can’t spell. Of course I’m no great speller…unless spell check is on :-)
Vultures urinate down their legs, as the uric acid helps to kill infection that might be caught whilst wading through dead meat. Don’t slip on the floor!
Maybe it’s a reference to the passengers. I must say, many’s the time I’ve stepped off a plane feeling (and probably looking) like roadkill.
Oh man – that’s priceless…
Though if you think about it, a hollow animal is a functional carrying-case. I believe that’s what drug mules were, originally.
Which airport & gate, I dont care.
This plane bettr land — anywhere!
Theres far too much meat,
Undr evryones seat.
Thats th las time I fly Jetsam Air!
The Plane went down in the swamp
Without any great sense of pomp
No one made it out
Pleasing both worms & the trout
But at least everyone’s baggage was named correctly for the occasion–NEVERMORE
Hhahahahhahahahahhahahhhahhaahahahahahaha! Hahahahaha!
Casey wins. Hands down.
Beginner’s luck