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Posted by anaglyph under Idiots, Spam Observations
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Spammer Intelligence Test #1
This communiqué arrived in my inbox this morning:
From: David Skarlsson
Subject: Classified-Proposition
Date: 4 December 2009 7:37:01 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Reply-To: dskarlsson7@live.co.ukHELLO FRIEND,
PLEASE BEAR WITH ME FOR NOW AND DO NOT ASK MY NAME. WHAT I HAVE MAY BE OF INTEREST TO YOU. IT IS A BUSINESS PROPOSAL THAT WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO YOU AND I.
(I have a million dollars you can have if you give me your bank details, etc, etc, etc).
PLEASE TREAT THIS AS CONFIDENTIAL, URGENT AND OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
PLEASE RESPOND ONLY VIA: dskarlsson@live.co.uk
I have entrusted David with the blueprints to my next scam. I mean scheme: Shoo!TAGâ„¢ for HUSHED Puppies.
Ah the famous David Skarlsson, aka: The Man From B.U.N.G.L.E
And I thought he’d gone all invisible on us.
The King
Gee that Melis’sa Roger’s thing got me Rev!
Must wipe the prefs in Safari more often.
The King
Nice tie
I can almost smell the smarmy bastard from here. but I hate the tie; should be a fish or something!
Lets call im ‘John Doe’ fer th time being.
Atlas: No – that would be an actual job.
Melissa: How about calling it Shhh!TAG?
Melis’sa: You sound a lot like King Willy.
King Willy: You sound a lot like Melissa Rogers.
Nurse Myra: I thought so. Although Timothy doesn’t agree, evidently.
Timothy: I have a plug-in that removes fish aroma from email and comments. Otherwise I could never let Atlas comment here. As for the tie, I thought it was Dave’s best asset.
Joey: Yep. Until we can find out his name.
Tsk. It’s an intelligence test for YOU, Rev, to see if you are worthy of the money.
If you had asked his name it would have proved that you can’t read.
As it is, you are now guaranteed one million dollars.
I will split it with you