Tue 27 Nov 2007
The Worrisome Weapon
Posted by anaglyph under Simple Graphics Man
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The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~
#26: The Worrisome Weapon.
SGM has no sooner recovered from The Phantasmagorical Phenomenon than he is tempted to activate a conveniently located Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Or something. I mean, who has a clue what that thing is? And yet, SGM steps right up and sticks his hand in it.
Way to go SGM!
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Photographed by Pil, our special SGM Correspondent.
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and AGAIN with the hokey pokey!
Yes, if you unfocus your eyes & squint, he almost looks like he’s having fun.
Wow, that looks pretty fuggin’ deadly
I think y’all are jumping to conclusions- SGM is holding the latest model of Toshiba’s QMX-3000 Combo hair dryer/searchlight/microwave oven.
And it’s damned heavy.
but now he can become a super hero, right? he has lightning bolts in his chest… in my world that automatically means he’s a super hero.
The webbed fingers are a nice touch.
Bravery and Science are for the Foolish. Or the Grateful Dead.
(Yes, damnit, I meant to spell it that way.)
I placed my hand upon this thing
And then I felt a ting-guh-ling.
Electric bolts that made me dance
Had also made me shit my pants.
Doesn’t it look more like SGM has the lightning shooting out of him and into the machine? Like he was the last secret ingredient in the power circuit?
is hand seems to be pouring itself into the triangle resivoir for the power to build and shoot out of the Eye of Destiny.
Maybe it’s Simple Graphic Messiah.
Simple Graphic Messiah, enjoying the Second Coming!