Spam Observations #4

Landon Flanagan took the trouble to write today, to tell me of what I can only presume to be a new invention that his father and sister intend to patent:

Good evening

Our parents have been married for twenty years.

They tried everyting in their relations and thought that nothing could awake their interest.

But one day father made unusual thing with my sister and then they told about it our mom and me.

Thank you, your
Landon Flanagan

This has such a wonderful Edward Gorey flavour about it that I thought I would use the opportunity to recommend that all readers of Tetherd Cow Ahead (both of you) should have a copy of Gorey’s The Curious Sofa: A Pornographic Work in their library. Go buy it NOW:

The Curious Sofa at Amazon.

If anyone would care to provide an illustration of what they think The Unusual Thing might look like, send it to me and I will post it on The Cow with full credit.