Thu 10 Nov 2005
The Quest for the Holy Pail
Posted by anaglyph under Books, Cow Matters, True Fiction
[12] Comments
Yes folks, we can reveal that after a lengthy and heated correspondence between Mr Brown and the Tetherd Cow Ahead History Department the author has acknowledged that his other book missed the mark by a country mile.
He has agreed to amend the numerous philosophical and historical errors in that previous work and tell the story the way it really happened.
In line with an agreement hammered out between TCAâ„¢ and Mr Brown’s publisher, all copies of that previous book are be taken from the shelves and replaced by even weightier volumes of The DaVinci Cow*.
What breathtaking secret does Mr Brown reveal in this new and controversial work? Well, all I can say is, that as Christmas approaches you would be well advised to note the Nativity scene and just who else was in that manger on that fateful night…
*The Cow is indebted to jedimacfan for using his considerable influence to obtain for us, at great personal risk, a sneak preview of the cover…
UPDATE: From around the globe, fragments in the puzzle that is The DaVinci Cow are already starting to come to light:
Fragment 1
Fragment 2
Fragment 3
UPDATE (2011): All the above links are now non functional. Coincidence? I’ll let you decide.
Will we find out what the Holy Pail contains or will we have to wait for the sequel for that information?
It’s all starting to make sense.
Chickie, last time Dan and I spoke he hinted that we won’t find out until the sequel to the Davinci Cow, the SoloMOOn Key.
Peter, I knew it had to be done the moment I googled that cow’s face. Glad you enjoyed it, I laughed making it.
Sweet.
If only I had found the Moona Lisa picture sooner! Oh well I still like the cow’s tongue photo. Perhaps that will appear on the cover of the illustrated edition someday.
Without a digital camera, I will have to rely on more traditional means to get to you a copy of the book I unearthed today “Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?”. Perhaps you will share it with the class.
I use to have that book as a kid, I remember it quite well. I as always a big fan of Marvin K. Moony though, more than Mr. Brown.
Chickie: It is said that the Holy Pail contains The Milk of Human Kindness.
Jam: Really? Oh, I forget, you have the monkeys to explain it to you.
Awesome.
Hee hee hee. This is too witty for me to even think of an appropriately witty response.
I love the Moona Lisa!
hahahHAhahah!