Thu 21 Jun 2007
The Power You’re Supplying…
Posted by anaglyph under Cow Matters, Gadgets, Sex, Surprises, Technology
[12] Comments
Well ladies, I know that ever since jedimacfan mentioned it the other day, you’ve been wondering how Cowlexâ„¢ has been progressing with their new model, the Tesla.
I’m pleased to say that all is going well, and it’s due out in the shops any day now. Cowlex is very excited about their new product. Here, let me quote from their press release:
It’s Electrifying!
Cowlexâ„¢ Industries is proud to announce their new Pleasure Product The Tesla. This elegant adult toy is lovingly crafted from the very highest quality titanium and molybdenum alloy and is guaranteed to put the sparks back into any relationship.
Turn your static love-life into a static love-life with The Tesla, and feel that old electricity again!
Not recommended for use in the bath. Batteries not included. May interfere with communications and avionic devices.
What our preview audience is saying:
☆“Ohm my God!!!” ~ Sister Veronica
☆“This has a lot of potential!” ~ Electrician’s Weekly
☆“I like it!” ~ The False Maria
☆“The best current sex toy!” ~ Fleshbutt
☆“Ow. Do it again!” ~ BDSM Review
☆“Forget the coil, get The Tesla!” ~ Wanda from Nantucket
I’m glad your mad scientist has smoothed out some of those early design issues.
That’ll straighten yer hair. Sparky!!
Pil: He used a much smaller spanner for this one.
Cissy Strutt: Smokin’ !!
I love it when Sistr Veronica gets tecknickle.
*avionic devices* BWHAHAHAHAHA!!
I like it when people laugh at my jokes.
Sometimes I surprise even myself. I have friends who not only use, but make, devices like this.
Maybe you should do their marketing!
ah reverend I see you’ve been up to your dirty tricks again
I think sex feels so good!!! Who doesn’t want to do it with a manican?! I know I do!!! And I actually did. Here’s the story. I was in the store with my friends(I am a girl), and they dared me to sneak into the back room, where no one’s allowed to go, so I SAID I would do it if they came, too! They did. We went back there and there was no one there. All that was back there, was a bunch of those manicans. My friends wanted to leave. They said it was to boring. Instead, I told them that we could make this fun. I told everyone to pick a manican. They were all girl manicans, too. We all stood up in a circle, and I locked the door, and told them to all close their eyes. I went around and pulled everyone’s shirt off, so their bra was only on. Then, the second time around, I took off their pants. The third time around, everyone was kind of getting roudy, so I took their underwear off! WHOOEE!!! That was a sight! After the I took their bras off, and then I got naked, also!!! I told everyone to take off their manicans clothes. They did. Then, we layed them on the floor and started humping them! We actually had sex with a manican, NO JOKE!!! Even though I got a rash a week later, it was still fun!!! After we humpd the manicans, we had sex with eachother!!! We stuck a washcloth between eachothers privates and humped. We didn’t want to end up with a baby if you know what I mean! We started kissing, and licking. I never knew my friend’s boobs were so big, bouncy, and squeezable!!!
What, no photos to back up your claim? Tsk.
It’s not often I get a comment as entertaining as that one…