Thu 4 Feb 2010
The Adventures of Pocket Jesus
Posted by anaglyph under Pocket Jesus, Religion
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Episode 3: The Nest of Vipers.
*You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?
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The font used in The Adventures of Pocket Jesus (aram44.ttf) features genuine Aramaic characters and is used with permission of Mr. G. S. Dykes
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So… slow day at The Cow, hey?
Step on their heads
Queen Willy: Whaddya mean? Pocket Jesus is always busy!
Malach: Did you notice that their heads are about ten times the size of Pocket Jesus’ head?
If ya can’t join ’em, eat ’em.
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Pass me the orange one… I love me some ethyl lactate
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number 11: hahahahahaha Sir Joey’s best!
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Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Good one Sir Joey!
The King
sigh, I give up. I HAVE to go to the shop and buy a packet of gummi snakes and scarf them all.
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Oh dear. Ever since Sir Joey learnt how to amend and post pictures he’s turned into a monster!
(For the record, I like the ‘Shoppe of Sweets’ one best).
And Atlas – that car is purple. But the original one was red.
Biblickle shtick …
Who can resist?
I could do this for hours, Joey. Sometimes it’s like the Cow is Cheers, ya know?
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animations! oooo, the ante has just been upped!
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Number 31. Heh.
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Dammit guys – I’m busy! I can’t play!
I KNEW you hadta be busy, Revrend.
NO WAY, othrwise, that youd be steerin clear o th scriptural shtick!
He was busy making us a right royal pasta at the castle. I have to say it was a fine feast and we raised a toast to Sir Joey, Atlas et al!
The inside running is that there’s plenty more pocket Jesus to come (all ye faithfull), so be of good cheer(s).
The King
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I just wanted to assure you all that I’ve been following the mirth in these comments with much mirth of my own, even if I didn’t have much time to chip in. Life, alas, has been full of other distractions over this last week that are not quite so much fun as The Cow. I’m glad to know you can all have amuse yourselves productively without me.