Wed 14 Mar 2007
TCA Handy Hints #1
Posted by anaglyph under Signs
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Wed 14 Mar 2007
Posted by anaglyph under Signs
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Please accept my abject apologies, Reverend, for visiting the Northwestern University Library to see what the “Real” poster looked like.
Now I know that Glitchy has red eyes.
We Report, You Decide.
Wouldn’t the military have more need for the explosives than the butchers’ union?
You’re forgetting the horrific WW2 Meat Bombs.
Hey – you guys who are using Blogger – just thought that I’d let you know that your commenting was down for an unspecified time today (it may still be down for all I know – I tried several times and gave up in disgust). Joey, Phoebe, Colonel, Cissy – I tried to leave comments on all your blogs and got the runaround. Blogger is crap. I sincerely reccomend you leave it and go to WordPress. I did a while ago and I have never looked back.
I got some WAIST fat that exploded a pair o bluejeans I was wearin once.
Where do you find these posters? They are pretty good.
Question: If they put the fat in the bombs…would they deep fry the citizens? That would be pretty gross…but effective :-)
As for your WordPress plug…I totally agree!! I did the same thing in December.
Rev,
Sorry t hear you been closd out at JPS. Im suspecktin New Bloggr, which is acsessd thru Google Accounts insteada Old Bloggr accounts, might be slowly shiftin so as not t reckonize Old Bloggr passwerds or idennitys.
Please keep me postd. If th “freeze-out” looks like it aint a momentary glitchski, I might jus opm th JPS up to registerd & nonregisterd alike. Th JPS woont be th same witout its prizd gest stars!
P.S. Have you tryd signin inta Bloggr initially, insteada signin in on a blogs POST COMENTS page? Jus tryin t troubleshoot …
Joey: In related matters…
Sirdar: Well of course there was the grand tradition of pouring of boiling oil on your enemies in the days or yore. That can’t have been pleasant either. Deep fried foes. Mmmmm.
Joey: Being signed into Google still didn’t let me comment (it still required the Word Verification which then invoked the whole ‘Wrong Password’ fiasco). Thing is, you realise very quickly how this loses you customers. I mean, I’m quite persistent, but after I gave it a few goes and Blogger just kept on showing me the boot I bailed. You gotta figure that some
normalless committed folks will try once and then move on to the rest of their lives…Hey – I wonder if I’ll get arrested for helping out terrorists now? Just wait until this hits the news stands!
May burning oil rain down on the Blasted Blogger that blocked your blandishments.
Oh, and I don’t know a meat dealer, so can you recommend one as I have some tripe and brains here that are going to waste.
Tripe and brains make an excellent substitute for plastic explosive I’m told.
For some reason the phrase “tripe for brains” comes to mind…
I just don’t understand why you’d want to take explosives to your meat dealer. I mean, I’ve heard of the reverse…getting belly bombs at the meat dealer…but . . . .
In my experience, that extra fat winds up being explosive in a somewhat more personal (and stinky (and sometimes noisy)) way. I don’t think my butcher would be interested.
I want a copy of that poster. Phoebe was writing about not eating meat yesterday, but I think she will now agree that every day you do not eat a big, juicy steak is a day that THE TERRORISTS WIN.
Here’s an idea- let’s persuade McDonald’s and BurgerBlitz to donate all their extra fat for terrorist-busting bombs, and then it will become necessary for all NeoCons to eat there regularly, just to show Support For Our Troops. Within a few years all those patriotic NeoCons will drop dead of heart attacks and our problems will be over.
As for blogger, I think the word verification has been more testy than usual today- I had to re-verify three times on two blogs and I know I typed the damned word in correctly. I’ve just turned mine off.
Jam: Situation Normal at this station Captain.
Catalyst: Have you ever been at a barbecue and cut into one of those sausages that squirts searing hot fat out all over your hand? They’re made by butchers who worked in WW2.
Phoebe: Au contraire! You could have developed a new weapon in the War Against Terror – a cross between napalm, TNT and mustard gas!
Colonel: You can buy hi rez images from Northwestern if you really must have one of those posters for your wall…
Your fat-donating idea is so crazy it might just work…