You know, I reckon that if Jesus could have looked forward in time to all the things for which he’d be responsible, he’d have stayed in the carpentry workshop and carved out a career making sideboards and nice nested table sets.
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Tue 27 Dec 2011
Thunderbirds are Go
Posted by anaglyph under Creepy, Idiots, Insane People, Laughs, Religion, Skeptical Thinking, Stupidity
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Tue 16 Aug 2011
Yes, We Have No…
Posted by anaglyph under Australiana, In The News, Laughs, Words
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By way of explanation for the non-Australians: earlier this year the northern parts of the east coast of Australia were devastated by rain and floods, significantly damaging the large banana crops that are grown there. As a consequence, the price of bananas has more than tripled throughout the land, and they have become something of a luxury item in recent months. Pic comes courtesy of Cissy Strutt who snapped this in her ‘hood.
Thu 14 Oct 2010
What’s My Motivation?
Posted by anaglyph under Ephemera, Kooky, Laughs, Meme, Philosophy, Signs, Technology, True Fiction, Words
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You know those daft motivational posters that have been well-and-truly pwned by Despair.com? Well, a guy named Douwe Osinga, who works for Google, has made a fun web time-waster called Auto Poster that allows you to make your very own inspirational pontifications to send to your friends and colleagues. Just as I am doing for you, dear Acowlytes.
The app draws from Google’s vast cataloguing of the cyberworld for its images. ((Be warned – the images are selected via Google’s Image Search, and the intellectual property is likely to be reserved. Whatever the crap that actually means in this day and age…)) All you need to do is provide the wisdom. Auto Poster even thoughtfully chooses appropriate text colours for you!
Go now. Waste time. Post your efforts back here and make me laugh.
Wed 17 Mar 2010
White Meat, Or Dark…*
Posted by anaglyph under Laughs, Movies, Ooky, Silly
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You may remember that a little ways back I told you about a film called Shriek of the Mutilated, which, aside from having one of the best movie titles ever, is a work of cinema so terrible that it’s a must see. My friend Sean points out that io9 has a short clip up at the moment which allows you to get a taste of the full awfulness of this creation.
As well as some truly frightful yeti action, the snippet features some awesome ‘girl-in-lingerie-terror’ acting. Truly, girls, you need to watch this. Among other things you will learn that if you are trapped in a bathroom by an insane over-sized teddybear-with-fangs, you should flap ineffectually at the window with your hands and pull your hair across your face a lot.
Apparently SOTM is now available on DVD. This is something that the world has needed for many decades.
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*You have to see the film.
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