Fri 26 Dec 2008
Slay Ride
Posted by anaglyph under Cats, Scary
[16] Comments
Satan Claws has learned that a good strategy for this time of year is to act cute and lull passers-by into a false sense of security…
Here’s wishing all Cow Readers a Very Merry and Festive Yuletide. I hope the eggnog is a-flowing, the Lords are a-leaping and the partridges are piled high under the tree. Remember to stay tuned for January 1, for a whole heap o’ shenanigans to ring in another year of bovine fun!
Hmmm …
So Saint Nick and Old Nick are one and th same?
Indubitably.
My Maids were a milkin’
Merry XMas!
Our Lord is always leaping, so much so that he seems to have hurt his front paw.
It’s tough being a Lord.
The King
Oh, th weathr outside aint th only thing thats frightful.
Even with a hat, your pussy is scary.
It’s never a good sign when the eyes start glowing red…
What does it mean when your holiday tree falls down three times? (No cats included)
Spending NYE with the Rev and Violet Towne.
What a privileged chap I am!
Gonna whip yo ass at Mahjong matey.
New Years wishes to all acowlytes.
Ah, it’s good to be
The King
Pil: The snow or the Spawn?
Joey: Sometimes the weather outside looks inviting, if the Spawn is inside…
Atlas: You betcha.
Colonel: Start glowing? They never look any different.
MI: Strong winds?
King Willy: Gonna whip yo ass at Mahjong matey.
In yer dreams sport.
What’s his dream sport?
It’s actually a “Dream Port”, but the explanation of it’s workings is perhaps best left to Pil…
The King
Strong winds inside?
Just saying…
Ah. There’s my favorite demon made manifest.
Happy New Year!
Wait for it, HTGT…