Tue 15 Aug 2006
SGM Extravaganza!
Posted by anaglyph under Simple Graphics Man
[6] Comments
The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~
The last time we saw SGM he was in dangerous circumstances on the edge of The Precipitous Precipice where predictably enough, things didn’t go well for him:
#11: The Painful Plunge.*
Nevertheless, after the dramatic Air/Sea rescue and a few months in hospital recovering from the arm transplant, he was up and about again and ready for a trip to Mainz with his new friend.†Sadly, the holiday was ruined when each of them contracted a urinary tract infection from hanging on too long (well that’s how he says they got it anyway):
#12: The Worrisome Wait.‡
If that wasn’t bad enough, on the plane on the way home the oxygen masks failed to pop out when the plane depressurized, and to make matters worse, thousands of bees escaped into the cabin at that exact moment:
#13: The Absent Air (including the Berserk Bees).‡‡
Could things get much more dire for Simple Graphics Man?
Indubitably.
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*Thanks Scroob!
†All together now: Oooooooh!
‡Thanks Sarah!
‡‡Thanks RaJ!
Heh. He said ‘indubitably.’
That UTI sign is awesome.
the Painful Plunge pic looks like SGM is falling off one of the heads from Easter Island.
SGM needs a relaxing vacation.
RaJ: SGM is a big fan of Daffy Duck. He feels he can empathize.
jmf: Falling off Simple Granite Man, maybe.
Chickie: SGM needs to stay outta harm’s way. Vacations typically involve every kind of threat that one can conceive of – swimming pools, coconut palms, airports, beaches.
You fergot t mention that wile on his werrysome wait, SGM had his head impaled on th tine of a giant fork.
Not what he was waitin for, Im gessin.
Yeah, I see what you mean. Or maybe they are both lying down near the train tracks?