Sat 5 May 2007
Serious Science
Posted by anaglyph under Cow Matters, Sister Veronica, Technology
[12] Comments
A little while back, just after I posted my little observation on the claims of Irish ‘Free Energy’ company Steorn, my page load stats spiked. Scanning back over the visitors provides some fascinating reading: lots of name searches for ‘Sean McCarthy’, ‘Richard Walshe’, ‘Steorn’ and various combinations of those. Now it’s impossible to know exactly what this means but the fact is that posting about loony scientific claims seems to attract nearly as much interest as posting about erotic images.
With that thought, it is pretty obvious that combining these two fields is really going to jazz up the Hit-O-Meter.
So it is my pleasure to bring to you today… Sister Veronica’s Science Report!
Over to you babe.
Oh wow! So cool Reverend!!!! Y’know I always thought science was, like, fully wicked at sk00l. LOL!!!! Mr. Smythe looked so HOT in that lab coat. LOL! ;-)
OK!! Life’s not a rehearsal!”DoN’t GoTtA gEt AlL cRaZy…ReLaX. ReAdy? Go!”
2day I’m going to talk about MARS! Like the PLANET but + also THE GOD OF WAR!!!
Did U know that there is a FACE on Mars and no 1 can xplain it???? TRUE!! Herez a pic.
Slammin’!!!! Soooo rad! OMG if U think this isn’t proof of alienz you are fully **lame**!! + not many peepl no this, but the 1st country to land on Mars (the RED planet) was RUSSIA! + it was during the Cold WAR!!! OMG!!! Coinsidence????? :-0
I read that NASA has little RoBoTz on Mars! True! LOL! Like little r2d2s that are xploring and looking for more evidenz of LIFE!
But its ALL FAKE!!! ReallY!!!! Its what the U$A wants U to think…. but ACTULLY they R filming it in a film set!!!! LOL. TRUE!!! I saw this MoViE about it once. MaDe U ThInK!!
ScIeNcE!
WhAts iT aLL AbOuT???????
XOXOXOXOX
too funny. Let me know how this works out. i may need borrow this technique to bump my stats too. Currently, everybody’s all over my Grand Canyon pics and Sanjaya’s Anthem Lyrics but not much else.
This stuff just melts and steams right off your brain like an iceberg under a giant flying magnifying glass, doesn’t it?
Even worse: this all makes sense to me. Maybe reading about your recent pinging sessions
disabledaugmented my mental acuity.Well, at first I thought that Sister Veronica wrote this. But clearly it’s a fake. No way she would write “r2d2s” instead of “r2d2’s“.
Huh. So, where is the porn? I feel like my time was wasted searching for “rover+catholicschoolgirl+littlegreenmen+hot”
I think I speak fer all readrs o th Cow when I say:
Sistr Veronica, anything you coud show us regardin th Mound o Venus woud be deeply appreciatd.
archshrk: I’m sure Sister Veronica would be pleased to lend some of her insights to your blog. Wait till you get her started on geology.
Jam: Try tying a little bag of sugar and salt to each ear. This should help you recognize nonsense for what it is.
jmf: LOL. Oh no, it’s catching. But seriously, this might just get The Cow Comment of the Year Award.
Casey: Keep searching. It’ll turn up somewhere.
Joey: We can only hope that Sister V takes up your suggestion and doesn’t decide instead to do a report on the rings around Uranus.
wow! who would have known sister veronica was so well informed?
Please, as a personal favor, do not unleash Veronica on geology. Some things must be kept sacred. Unless me and her collaberated and she was naked.
You know, who needs slickensides when you have nice folds?
nursemyra: Well informed and well formed…
Casey: I never take Sister Veronica for granite…
Wow, that was just…terrible
I’m a 35 yr. old perv.. Will you go out with me ?
Some IT Guy: Sister Veronica says “Are you Bill Gates or one of those Google guys?”
If not, she’s not interested