Sun 16 Apr 2006
Satan’s Cologne
Posted by anaglyph under Perfume, Religion, True Fiction
[27] Comments
When looking evil is simply not enough…
27 Responses to “ Satan’s Cologne ”
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[…] Cowlexâ„¢ in association with Tetherd Cow Ahead is excited to bring you a new fragrance from the creators of Brimstoneâ„¢ and Lamb of Godâ„¢: Sister Veronica’s Vibrance – an Experience BEYOND Perfume… […]
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[…] PZ Myers over at Pharyngula brings to our attention a recent product to hit the Perfume Department shelves: The Pope’s Cologne. Long time readers of The Cow will know that this is well-worn territory in these parts, after our introduction in May 2006 of Lamb of God and prior to that (because we are not at all partisan here in The Cow Perfume Laboratories) of Satan’s preferred cologne Brimstone. […]
Brimstone’s yellow.
Brimstoneâ„¢ (the scent) is a bespoke blend of blood, sulphur, ichor and benzine, a combination which results in a rich shade of smokey black. Don’t ask me how I know this.
Smelling it may very well make you feel yellow…
Bet that stuff stings like a bitch!
Of course. How could it be otherwise?
I’m (almost) sure it’s an illusion, but do I see a duck in the upper left?
Those fumes are pretty powerful …
Now that the word ‘Duck’ has infiltrated my consciousness, that is all I can see in the aforementioned corner. Reverend, I assume you have the original on the wall of the chapel. What is it?
A ducks odor nevr lingrs. No one nose why.
Has the Cow gone corporate with the (C) and address?
I don’t want anyone pinching my brilliant idea. I tell you, when the Cow Shop is finally up, there’ll be some pretty cool products…
PS. There is an easter egg hidden in these comments.
In all the comments or just your last comment entry?
What, you want me to tell you where it is? C’mon, the idea of an easter egg hunt is that you have to hunt.
(Also, if you find it, don’t give the secret away).
I don’t have a hunting license…
Also, is this the scent of choice for when one visits Hell?
The easter egg should be a T-shirt for our movie
Well it’s not.
Pil: Ah, now that would be something you should recognize…
I’m sure if you conjur up enough hellish thoughts you’ll get it (if you click on the image you’ll get a slightly bigger version to peruse)
I don’t think it’s a duck, I think it’s a dragon… *looks closer* and if you look at it long enough it looks like it moves, a highly disturbing happening. Impressive.
Nice. Real nice. That’s all I’m saying.
Quite the daft Photoshopper, aren’t we?
I think you meant ‘deft’.
Or perhaps not.
No, daft, as in “mad” or “crazy”.
I think you meant ‘deft’.