Haven’t you seen the movie? Naomi Watts was the pet. And the Giant Female God Hand is going for her eyes, but just hasn’t quite reached her yet. God doesn’t reach all of us, you know…
What kind of “large drop?”
Cow droppings? Bird dropings?
A cliff? What exactly would a large drop be if it was measured in distance. This sign can really be misleading.
“Wassup, Kong?”
“Chillin’. ‘Bout to give the world a beat-down. Wassup with you, play-thing?”
“Chillin’. You know, checkin’ the view. Chillin’ …”
“Yeah, chillin’.”
I could have used that sign a year or so ago.
Thats how I broke my ankle!
Mike: Yeah, we could definitely use more of those signs.
Malach: You got off easy.
The other side
The Giant Female God Hand doesn’t look like it’s putting those ‘lubricating eye drops’ in Kong’s eyes to me.
Haven’t you seen the movie? Naomi Watts was the pet. And the Giant Female God Hand is going for her eyes, but just hasn’t quite reached her yet. God doesn’t reach all of us, you know…
I think you missed my italics.
Well, ball drops are only popular in January.
You have to admit, if any couple are in need of a lubricant…
I can’t argue with Kong’s taste in women. Still, poor Naomi…
Is Safety Craig on holiday?
Safety Craig is saving himself for times of National Crisis.
Is he now? So he was present last week when the Christians invaded for their Youth Day?
Yes – did you think he was just being idle? Mwahahahahaha!
Bad Horse has got nothing on Safety Craig!
What kind of “large drop?”
Cow droppings? Bird dropings?
A cliff? What exactly would a large drop be if it was measured in distance. This sign can really be misleading.
“Wassup, Kong?”
“Chillin’. ‘Bout to give the world a beat-down. Wassup with you, play-thing?”
“Chillin’. You know, checkin’ the view. Chillin’ …”
“Yeah, chillin’.”
Cissy Strutt: Safety Craig will pretend he didn’t read that.
MI: All signs can be misleading. That’s why The Cow brings them to your attention. Check the Signs category for clarification…
John A.: Stay off the weed, man.
Nah, this is a drug free zone, anag. ‘Cept for some brew and occasional tequila. Caffeine to get the ball rolling, of course.
And what? You mean you don’t … converse with the Kong?
>>You mean you don’t … converse with the Kong?
Not recently. He’s a giant gorilla, my friend.