Fri 28 Apr 2006
Random
Posted by anaglyph under Technology, Whimsy
[18] Comments
If, in your idle moments, you have the desire to just throw caution to the wind and experience the bizarreness of the web, there are lots of sites on the net like Uroulette that allow you to go tripping off to random destinations.
I just figured out something even better though. I call it the Birthday Image Search (BISâ„¢). Here’s how it works:
You go to Google Image search, and enter your birthdate as a string of numbers like this 110785… This will give you a whole host of result sites that are related only by this number string.
My #1 hit was this interesting montage of a Japanese woman casually, and one must presume titillatingly, exposing her underwear. Other featured sites for my birthday were:
★A site selling a sleeping bag with removable pillow
★A Santa Claus toys site
★A Newswire article about Shakiraâ€
★A Japanese site with a picture of a very unhappy-looking Japanese man
★A Hello Kitty games site
★An online hardware shop page for a drill chuck-key
Anybody do any better?
†This is particularly intriguing because at the Apple iTunes Shop, people who bought my CD ‘Houdini’ also bought CDs by Shakira. Shakira has never been in my interest sphere until now, and from what I read about her music, it’s hard to make a link to my stuff. Is the universe telling me something?
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Nice hint, Revrend.
So you want a Japanese Undrwear Lady fer yer birfday. Who dont?
Doh! I should have posted this closer to my birthday…
You weren’t born in 1985.
Is it just me or is her skirt doing some kind of there – not there thing? And she’s wearing a microphone… hmm.
The only Shakira CD worth owning.
I came up with a Prostate Screen.
This is the US patent no that matches my birthday:
Abstract: According to the present invention, a skin therapeutic mixture that is useful for the alleviation of certain skin disorders such as acne, psoriasis, burns, pimples, blackheads, open sores, and other conditions.
Pity it’s not more noble.
What were you doing up at 5.55am, universal head!
Universal Head: Sure I was. I’m only 21 this year…
RaJ: Yes, the old Female Newsreader Disappearing Skirt trick. I shoulda recognized it.
JMF: Shakira says will you please stop calling her or she’ll get the lawyers onto you.
Pil: At least you got a patent. I only got a Japanese girl with no skirt. Hang on…
I wasn’t up Pil – Anaglyph’s blog is flawed! (gasp)
Tsk. Flawed. Really.
It’s just not set to local time zone dudes. Deal with it.
I don’t care what zone we’re in, I’ve always got time for you, sweetcheeks. Love ya, anaglyph!
Hurrah! I got the Rototronic Hydroclip, a handily portable humidity & temperature measuring device. Of the many film posters my birth date generated (“Domestic Disturbance”, Bobcat Goldthwaite’s immortal “Shakes the Clown” – don’t bring the kids!) the best was EKSTRADYCJA. It seems to be a thriller about a craggy-faced man looking at helicopters through a pair of binoculars. I’m going straight down to the video store.
The woman’s skirt has been removed via photoshop.
I didn’t do it! Honest Injun!
I don’t know what the hell this is but it came up as the first photo. Ick. Makes me feel pukey just looking at it.
I got pics of Aberdeen (?) , the Bob Dylan CDR Artwork guide site, an online dictionary in what appeared to be Spanish, an advert for ‘PC Study Bible 4’ … oh, and ‘Music for the Childbearing Family.’ I’ll stop there.
I thought she wasn’t even wearing a skirt. In the last picture it looks like she’s just wearing her undies.
I got two pages of blah pictures for my birthdate. and one of an icon that says skater boys are hott! while I must agree, I am still sorely disappointed. I mean fire prevention and warwickshire college?
but I too got hello kitty. that damn cat is everywhere.