Sun 12 Nov 2006
Psychomanteum*
Posted by anaglyph under Bizarre, Cow Matters, Ooky, Words
[7] Comments
I thought I might share with you all some search queries that have arrived at my blog.†Some of these I can understand. Some are disturbingly kinky. Some are so baffling that I try not to think too much about them.
Verbatim:
•man having sex with cow
•wife porn
•lordi+eurovision song contest+itunes
•batteries taste like happiness
•penguin burger recipe
•sunny delight drink cow sperm
•aliens hump their self videos
•cow sound
•free cow sex movies
•cows taking over the world
•things that rhyme with cow
•cow pond
•see him squirt on a cow
•women looking for sex on the side
•500ad-800ad
•humpback whales + the big bang theory
•explanation for the existence of dreams
•cream pie jpeg
•battle of cow pews report
Batteries taste like happiness? Aliens hump their self videos? Wha? Are these people on crack?
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*Just so if anyone searches for psychomanteum they will end up here. What? You don’t know what one is? Well then…‡
†I have omitted ‘Wondercum’. It accounts for more than all the other searches put together but still, somehow, it seems kinda… predictable…
‡How I love the self-referential loop…
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Exercises for the reader:
(1) develop recipe for a penguin burger.
(2) create list of things that rhyme with cow
(3) forward same to Anaglyph
That way, future searchers will find what they seek, and stop clogging up the interweb with such stupid, inane queries. Which will of course leave more bandwidth for important stuff i.e. cows taking over the world.
I nominate “Batteries Taste Like Happiness” for the Mooooooving Quotesâ„¢
Jam: Why do I think that the possible number of inane queries still out there is in the vicinity of n + 1 (where n = infinity)?
And it is curious, is it not, that ‘cows taking over the world’ results in a stop here? Food for thought.
jmf: Consider it implemented!
Jeez!
An t think I got here by so mundane a search query as “revrend cow crap”.
I felt compelled to do some of those searches myself. I just hit “cream pie jpeg” and need to go bleach my brain now. Thanks for the diversion.
Don’t yuou even feel a little bit bad that poeple expected information on The Battle of Cow Pews and you don’t provide a lick of information?
I feel
baddisturbedcreeped right outperplexed that I also didn’t provide information on batteries taste like happiness, humpback whales or aliens hump their self videos and yet still these people come to visit me…