Mon 2 Jun 2008
Polly Wanna Cracker?
Posted by anaglyph under Food & Drink, Words
[14] Comments
I will be serving the following appealing snacks at the Shriek of the Mutilated film evening as a treat for all my friends:
These are much more peculiar tasting than the inferior “PRAWN” BRAND PARROT CRACKERS, which tend to suffer badly if they become gamp or limp. I know you will all appreciate my indulgence in the extra expense.
I draw the line at shellfish “crackers.” Sorry, but this time you have prawn too far.
And I thought the wording on the package was atrocious.
Once they have got Gamp? Wasn’t that in Pulp Fiction?
No, Gamp was that fella from Alabama who liked chocolates, running, and bust stops.
You know, life isn’t like a box of chocolates. You do know what you are going to get because there is an illustration showing you what you are going to get.
What, the prawn’s a mutant but the parrot isn’t?
can I come to your place for supper?
hey don’t forget that peter popoff is on channel 9 at 3.30 tomorrow morning. right after gunthy-renker – woo hoo!
I’ll await your report. I don’t know what you or Peter Popoff intend to get up to in the early hours tomorrow, but I’m intending to be fast asleep.
I’m with you on the parrot crackers. I can take little bits of shell in my crackers, but the bits of feather and beak were just gross.
oh come on colonel colonel – you haven’t lived until you’ve had pigeon soup in vietnam :-)
Pigeon soup doesn’t both me at all- I just get a bit queasy when I think of them squeezing those poor parrots into crackers.
Theres somone out there who likes bust stops, Atlas?
Shit. I think Id gladly suffr th bustd nose.
*snigger*