Mon 14 Apr 2008
Parse the Parcel
Posted by anaglyph under Insane People, Peter Popoff, Skeptical Thinking
[16] Comments
A letter from Peter Popoff is always an unexpected surprise! Well, not really, since he sends them with unrelenting tenacity, but hey.
Like many of these Popoff Epistles, this one contains something, and I thought I might share the anticipation and excitement of the Glorious Gift with you all.
So. Guesses to what’s inside? (Whatever it is, it appears to be a few inches long, flattish and squishy).
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My mail redirection from the old house ends pretty soon and I’ll kind of miss old Prophet Pete’s dogged determination to get my money. NOT.
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Oh what could it be? What could it be?!
I can only hope the contents might reveal one of the scintillating items mentioned on the front of the envelope, but let’s not have anyone turn blue whilst holding their breath in anticipation….
Could not even hope to come close by guessing, so I’ll eagerly await your followup post.
And while I’m at it– since it’s been just about a year or so since I’ve commented at the Cow (possibly longer? eekgads..) — and since Rev Anaglyph told me to (hehe) I say HELLO to all here and hope everyone is very well indeed! xoxox The Pixie
A dildo! Or a Gummi Cross?
Out of curiosity, I would let Violet Towne open it and not you. Just to see what happens when “OPEN BY NAME BELOW ONLY!!!” is not obeyed.
His prefrontal cortex….
(“few inches long, flattish and squishy”….perfect match!)
….from recent (unsuccessful) labotomy
Pixie: Hello hello! It’s good to have you back among the Brethren! Don’t be a stranger now…
Catalyst: Reproductive Device? Er… like a…um…what, exactly?
Atlas: Eww.
Malach: I really hope it’s a Gummi Cross. That would be something. It’s rather too small to be a dildo, but then, I guess it depends on what you’re comparing it to.
Atlas: Hmm. Good thought. But I don’t want to jinx my fortune or anything.
TLC: Yerp. That sounds like a pretty good guess.
meggie: Again, ewwwww…. But Prophet Pete is one for the flowings as we know.
Calamari?
Gummi Worms?
oh I know, pancakes made from tuna.
Something gummi for sure.
You know, oddly enough I got something from Peter Popoff. It was the strangest correspondence I have ever received. I put it in one of those postage paid envelopes that come with new credit card offers and put it back in the mail.
Don’t look at me, I don’t know Casey’s address.
I am SO jealous Casey got one too.
Reverend, can’t you have the Prophet’s mail re-directced to me?
BTW, it’s obviously a piece of his body and blood. “A rare opportunity” – see!
Colonel: George Bush’s Sense of Decency wouldn’t weigh anything and this weighs, oh, maybe a couple of ounces…
MI: Pancakes made from tuna? Are you on crack cocaine or something woman?
Casey: Brilliant idea. Now I have to find one of those credit card applications and put it in one of Prophet Pete’s reply-paid envelopes and send it back to him! Thus nature balances itself.
Pil: You want Prophet Pete to know where you live? I think you’d better think real careful about that.
All: I opened the envelope. It’s really scary this time. Scarier than you can possibly know. Remember the flowings…?
maybe he lived up to his name.. Peter Popoff, do use gloves when opening that one.. Ever get the feeling he’s like pee-wee herman in an adult movie store?
He’s like Pee-Wee Herman only much more creepy.
heey there great page and haha im still laughing at anaglyph thats so funny and i dunno i cant guess what is it
Spuman. But cryptic. Not sure what the purpose of this one is.