Wed 30 Jul 2008
Our Father, Who Art in Exxon
Posted by anaglyph under Idiots, In The News, Insane People, Religion, Stupidity
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Sometimes the level of idiocy in the world just brings me to a screeching stop. Atlas Cerise draws The Cow’s attention to this story hot off the Associated Press about an ‘activist’ prayer group in St Louis the US who have decided that the most productive method for getting petrol prices down is to pray to God to lower them. What’s more, because there has been some easing on the $US4-per-gallon prices over the last week, these feebleminded halfwits think that their prayers are actually working.
Now how many levels of stupid does this idea contain? I think I’ll go stick my finger in an electric pencil sharpener.
Stupid is as Stupid does
Yes, but the surely the gas prices dropping Exxonerates any doubts you may have about this really working.
Now can they pray for a brain to share between them?
Nope, can’t fix stupid.
Check out this ass wipe:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080728/ap_on_re_us/church_shooting
Goes shooting up a Unitarin Church because he is a drunk loser and cannot get a job so hates the “Liberal Movement.”
I find Unitarian Churches interesting, my boss is Unitarian, and we do joke around about things often.
One day I came to work, complaining about something that happened that I was displeased with. She walked up to me and said, “Well that is because God hates you because you are Pagan.” I shot back without blinking an eye “Well at least I can make a commitment!” Gotta love that liberal humor.
Boy that guy would just love our office which does consist of a Christian, a Jew, a Lesbian, a Pagan and a Unitarian. We all get along fine. We just need an Atheist and a Buddist now to complete the collection of diversity.
BTW, like that pencil sharpener idea.
Malach: Evidently.
Atlas: Bad.
Cissy: Indubitably.
MI: I find sticking my finger in the sharpener brings on a refreshing sense of reality. Those dimwitted godbotherers ought to give it a go.
It’s ok! Everything is going to be just fine from now on…cause we got a cat with the face of Jesus on it!
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/07/30/stang.holy.cat.wndu
These folks don’t have a pencil sharpner
The sad thing is: people like that are using up my air!
The King
Worse than that – they’re using up your petrol!
I’m a U.S. patriot, but I’m so effing tired of reactionary movements. If it doesn’t make a crisis, nobody has the balls to initiate the action. Proactive would make a welcome change. Mars. Something …! Proton-powered spacecraft, yes. Now build upon that for everyday life. Isn’t that how we got velcro?
To keep with the immediate topic, I’m tired of oil companies making more money than god while I get gouged at the local pump an’ munch. Bring on alternative sources, but I don’t want to drive a horse and buggy in the meantime. Drill before another hand starts a strangle-hold.
Not sure if the host’s native land Down Under is faring much better.
I’m praying to my god to raise oil prices again. We’ll see who’s God is more of a bad-ass.