Mon 25 Oct 2010
Optimism
Posted by anaglyph under Cats, Scary
[11] Comments
Phew. Still a 2% chance of survival. I put that down to my being some several thousand kilometers away in a foreign land.
Mon 25 Oct 2010
Posted by anaglyph under Cats, Scary
[11] Comments
Phew. Still a 2% chance of survival. I put that down to my being some several thousand kilometers away in a foreign land.
No, well yes, but he needs to catch me first.
The King
Hmmmm…. only an 80% chance for me. But that’s because Pablo’s too old to care
87% chance according to the quiz. Which just shows you shouldn’ty trust online quizzes. Scabbers is 100% plotting to kill me, so he can have The King to himself.
Now I’m off to see how I would taste to a cannibal.
Just FYI, it would take a Tyrannosaurus Rex 13 hours to digest me.
AND I taste like grilled fish.
I’m not convinced a Tyrannosaurus would have any experience of grilled fish.
Although I suppose a salmon could leap out of the river and land on a lava flow or something…
I have a rabbit and a gerbil. There not good enough to take me one on one but I think I’ll go downstairs and put their cages on opposite sides of the room.
I know, I know, ‘they’re’ not there. Gimme a brake!!
All you need is a cucumber and you’ll be set.
The Spawn would have a rabbit and a gerbil for breakfast. And still be hungry.