Mon 4 Dec 2006
Operator? The Machine Took My Coin.
Posted by anaglyph under Kooky, Words
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Observed on a commuter train this morning:
A girl with streaked crimson hair is sitting next to a girl listening to music on an iPod…
Girl with crimson hair: Hey Inez, you know those guys at work who are on floor 3, well they were at that party the other night and they said they know Wayne and Kim and they are going to go to the club on Thursday so we should go with.
Girl with iPod earbuds firmly in place: What?
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I hear sizzling noises in my head; I wonder why?
You were on a train?
You know a great place to listen to an iPod? On the water when you ride a jet ski! Talk about FUN!
Jam: I’m used to that sound.
Pil: Hey! I use public transport a lot – stop giving my readers the impression that I’m a snob.
jmf: This from someone who purports to shun Nascar and its associated paraphernalia. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
iPod, youPod, we all ski for iPod!
Jam: The meds have stopped working.
I’ve actually never been on a jet ski, so I don’t have a real opinion on the matter. But I know, deep down, the inner calf inside you is mooing to try it.
I been on a jetski.
I aint nevr been on a trainski, tho.