Thu 29 Mar 2007
Open & Shut Case
Posted by anaglyph under Ephemera, Signs
[11] Comments
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These images from the great public domain resource at the Northwestern University Library
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She doesn’t look like a murderess. I think they’re mistaken.
That bitch just looks crazy enough to murder. The poster forgot to tell you “…after this man brought home an assortment of exotic blisters and pustules to her.”
Maybe when she opened her mouth she should have just swallowed and not nagged him to death ?
Iimagine being the girl in the poster, and trying to explain to her folks that she isn’t a murderer
Are either of them my friend? I still can’t tell.
Yeah, I wonder if that woman ever got any more poster work after that? Once a Wanted Poster Murderess, always…
Oooo…a spy thriller. It must have been a big deal back during the war times. Now, they just have to monitor emails and cell phones. But of course they would never do that…whoever “they” are.
Planning a Reactor Department fast cruise for 2 months because the Reactor Officer is an asshole will also costs lives. 5 UAs, 4 suicide attempts, and we still have another month and a half to go!
She has that sly, self-satisfied smile and cold gaze of a woman who has ground up her next-door neighbor and made him into pies for sale at the church social.
Obviously “About To Die” Man is watching the whole thing. If this was a movie instead of real-life, you shout “Run, About-to-Die, Man! Run!!”
Surely SGM must have a sign to cover this.
The guy in the rivetted window has a whimsical SGM look about him don’t you think?
I think I’ll start up a thread with ‘About-to-Die Man’
Y’know… she looks familiar.
Hmm.
That’s the shortest novel I’ve ever read. Send it to David B. Dale.