Sat 14 Oct 2006
OK Lady – Stand AWAY from the Blackboard…
Posted by anaglyph under Ephemera, Scary
[10] Comments
At this site you will see some of the ookiest women imaginable (and the occasional man).
These people have all decided, for reasons that remain obscure, to grow their fingernails unnaturally long. I want you to visit the site, get entirely weirded out, then return here and consider the following concepts:
•Putting on a shirt
•Wiping your bum
•Masturbating
•Opening the fridge
•Brushing your teeth
•Using a phone
•Sleeping
The first one must be doable – somehow – given the absence of nudal frontity (source: A. Bunker) in photos. The rest are… well, optional. Technically. Erm.
Do I get bonus points if I can do all these things at once?
Only if you can do it with 12″ fingernails.
GEEZ!
Lets start by considrin th concept o scratchin a friggin itch!
Joey, not only can they scratch an itch anywhere on their person, they can scratch one on anyone else’s person from ten paces.
Jam: Some of those… er… technical options are going to have a worrying effect on personal hygiene. At least.
Hair washing…. ummm, hello?
tp
Concern for personal hygiene might have dropped off the ol’ priority list here. But imagine what happens when this lady walks into your manicurist shop. Do you faint from joy with visions of dollar signs dancing in your head, or do you run screaming in terror as you remember the Satisfaction Guaranteed sign in your window?
“No, I’m still not happy with this shade. I want you to start over.”
weird really. why do people do that?
They must have someone else pick their noses too.