Fri 1 Feb 2013
Oh My Goodness – the Chips!
Posted by anaglyph under Insane People, Religion, Scary, Silly
[28] Comments
Yesterday I was blissfully unaware that I was living in dire peril of Saurians chipping my heart. Today, the scales have fallen from my eyes. Yes, my friends, the Infernal Saurians want control of you, and they will stop at nothing to get it.
Not only that, they want to chip your heart and things. I don’t even want to contemplate what that ‘and things’ means. It sounds too terrible to be true. Suffice to say, if we all join forces with cosmic-people.com (WARNING: SANITY-SAPPING RAINBOW ALERT) a colourful future of unchipped hearts is ours!!! How do we do this? With a petition, of course.
The success of which will assure us of a world peopled with Aryans in tunics sporting garish tastes.
Beam with love! And may Ptaah radiate his Rainbow Blessings upon you all!
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Thanks to the ever-vigilant Hugh for finding this one.
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Erik Estrada unavailable for comment.
I bet Erik Estrada is in on this. Along with David Icke.
I though ‘ptaah’ was the sound you made when spitting. spitting chips perhaps?
I thought the same thing.
Is that Orlando Bloom? Can I be chipped by him?
That’s Ashtar Sheran, Pil. Get with the program.
While not personally acquainted with Lord Jesus Christ, I’m pretty sure his eyes were not blue.
This all smacks of some reworked Hubbard.
Ptaah! Or Ptosh!
It’s much more colourful than Hubbard. It’s got RAINBOWS for Ptaah’s sake.
“These chips are making me thirsty
And very culty”
Rainbow flavoured!
But they have two differently shaped flying saucers. They must be onto something. Petition!
Sorry – Ptaah-tion!
Oh, they have many more shapes than that, if you care to follow any of the mind-sapping links.
Strewth … just when I was thinking it was safe to go outside.
They vote. They bear arms. They make foreign policies. More foreign that might appear necessary.
I’m back under the desk.
The guy behind this is operating out of the Czech Republic, so you’re pretty safe for a while. Until he gets his claimed ‘millions’ of followers mobilized, anyway.
We will not be chipped!
The Tetherd Cow must not submit! Say NO to chipped beef
Mmmm. Sounds kinda tasty.
Kiflam, brother brother!
That is so obscure that I had to look it up. And I still don’t understand.
It’s from the Grand Theft Auto series of games. One of the characters is a crazy who lives in a trailer in the desert, thinks the government is full of conspiracies, et cetera. It’s his greeting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16lJLDw8pDA
Heh, it’s actually the first segment here. All the GTA talk radio stations are spoofs on real talk radio, that sort of thing. Maybe this’ll clear it up.
I want all the things but not if they are chipped that devalues them and my alien buddies only want quality items has anyone seen my tinfoil hat?
Yeah, nice try at assimilating, Mr ‘Anonymous’ Saurian.
all the things are chipped? BURN THEM BURN THEM IN HELL!!