Sun 22 Dec 2013
Never Roast a Jesus
Posted by anaglyph under Poetry, Robots
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Since robots have been in the news a bit lately, I thought this year I would get my robot to write you all a little Christmas Poem. I’m not entirely sure he understands the concept of Christmas, so much, but I think you’ll agree he captures the spirit pretty damn well.
A Merry Yuletide to you all, wherever you may be and however you may choose to spend the festive season!
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If you’re so inclined, you can make your own robot-composed poem here.
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I am moved.
Jesus enjoy!
Sunny, sunny Snows peacefully love a holy, sunny Beach.
The sunny Jesus happily hopes the Reindeer.
Where is the warm Heaven?
Love is a Tight Dove.
Oh, Happiness!
Pavlovas endure like Comfortable Turkeys.
Greed is a Red Pavlova.
All Turkeys lead Heavy, Blustery Chainsaws.
Greed is a Red Pavlova – now that’ s a book title if ever I heard one!
The Christmas Poemin’ Robot really doesn’t have the panache of Zoid.