Mon 31 May 2010
Money for Spam
Posted by anaglyph under Idiots, Spam Observations
[7] Comments
Today my new friend Elvin left a comment on one of my posts, which, for some amazing reason, seems to have gotten snagged by the spam filter! Perhaps it was the list of links to his cheap pharmaceuticals’ sites, I dunno. These spam filters are funny things.
Yeah, you know what Elvin, you piece of human trash – if only I had a dime for every time someone of your worthless stature has spammed my blog I’d now be $41,438.40 richer (that’s 414,384 spam comments intercepted by Akismet since I installed it when The Cow went over to WordPress just over 4 years ago.)
Now Sir Rev, you really must begin to act like a Knight…
Poor old “Elvin The Just’ as he is also known, must he be described as a ‘piece of human trash’ Sir Rev? In some quarters he is known as ‘Elvin The Firm’, ‘Elvin The Conquerer’ and even ‘Elvin Presley’.
His links to big pharma haven’t even been posted and I think we can all surmise he is doing great works in regards to spreading word of good products for the decent hardworking peasantry…
Elvin even provides entertainment for my troops at times, though his work is not to my liking…
http://druidnetwork.org/files/events/Elvin.gif
The King
Around these parts he’s known pointedly as Elvin the Shithead. His links to Big Pharma (or more accurately ‘Scam Pharma’) haven’t been posted because we (me & Akismet that is) whacked his arse with our Sword Of Banishment.
Hey your doing better than me, I got 169,393 spam comments from Askimet
Those were your own comments, dumbass.
LOL Atlas!
The King
Hey, Elvin …
Fer th right price, you coud have yer spam comin in undr covr o POEMSKI!
Please don’t encourage him. Have you forgotten this?