Tue 23 Dec 2014
Merry Jarmas!
Posted by anaglyph under Cow Matters, Religion, The Baffling Bible
[128] Comments
Just taking a moment to wish you all the compliments of the season, Faithful Acowlytes. I hope Satan Santa is good to you, and you get something better than a lump of coal in your Xmas stocking. Like a jar. A jar is the very best thing you could get. Especially if it’s tied with string.
See you in 2015!
Lol
Most amusive
I believe Cissy meant to say “super amusive”…
I believe so.
I said what I meant, and I meant what I said.
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Funny.
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I said what I meant, and I meant what I said.
I believe so.
You’d believe anything.
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HAHAHA
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I see what you did there Joey.
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Hahaha.
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That camel looks pretty skeptical.
“Did I just walk a thousand miles to look at something be born in a barn?”
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Ah geez. While I was sleeping…
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HAHAHA!
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Pretty much.
Maybe the three wise men are actually just census takers and this whole religion is just a giant misunderstanding….
Also, weren’t they three kings of Orient? One wonders why they are always portrayed as… Rather un-oriental.
I mean, Kim jong un is a king of orient, these dudes clearly don’t resemble him at all…
The wise men were actually made of tar. So they should all be black. (I know this because of the carol “We Three Kings Of Orien Tar”.)
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Hope this comes out the right size, since I just ripped a copy from here. If not please do technical wizardry to make it so, rev?
Very Good! I’ve moved it into the main thread rather than as a reply.
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Would that mean that these guys are the ones in the next room?
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Ha.
This one from acce245. Excellent first effort! (acce245, all you need to do is exactly what you did before, but make sure you post it as a main comment not a reply. Then it will appear in the main stream of the ‘game’!):
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HA!
“… as USUAL.”
HAHAHA!
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Pretty sure it’s this.
Oh.
He must be the Mongoloid king, then.
The winner!
I agree with Anonymous.
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I tried uploading the last one to the main thread, but it simply went as a reply to that other comment. Not sure why, probably fault cookie.
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There’s what it’s supposed to be.
I had to look up Klondike bar. We don’t have ’em. But I guess the joke is ‘What would you do for a Klondike bar?’ correct?
It is an American thing. It is a running advertisement gag for 30+ years. For context, link.
http://youtu.be/wNRiFBrX7Nk
Basically getting people to do increasingly ridiculous things on a scripted candid camera type commercial.
Therefore, double pun, an ice cream bar making people start a new religion. Still less ridiculous than the story of Christmas…
Also, the power of the Klondike bar compels me! (Now that’s an obscure crossreference…)
I think acce245 has had a very Merrin Christmas.
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Ringo’s the one holding the camel.
Close.
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HAHAHA!
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Hahaha.
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Do I detect some sarcastic irony there…?
I think I like this one breast so far…
To celebrate this New Year’s Day
In quite the traditional way,
Insert a big dick
In a daft limerick —
A standard Rasputin display.
I guess you should hear from the source:
I feel Raspy has done run his course
So there must come a day
(As the wise men do say)
When it’s futile to flog a dead horse.
BLAM!
Rasputin was wondering when
They’d bury his thing yet again.
But, friends, never fear:
By the inch or the year,
It’s sure to go well beyond ten.