Fri 13 Jul 2007
Luke, I am Your Mother!
Posted by anaglyph under Australiana, Bizarre, In The News, Kooky
[11] Comments
From yesterday’s Sydney Morning Herald:
Darwin’s lord mayor has been found guilty of using stolen council funds to buy a fridge, underwear and a Darth Vader voice distorter.
It was women’s underwear. Mayor Peter Adams also purchased a punching bag. I swear – in my wildest flights of fancy I couldn’t come up with material as good as this.
Ah, I love a little embezzlement scandal! With a dash of sex scandal as a garnish.
But one question, were the women’s underwear for himself or for a lady friend? And did he like to wear the voice distorter during sex. Oh I hope so. Talking dirty like Darth would just complete the picture nicely.
With the exception of the TCA movie poster, this is your best Photoshop job thus far. The Fish salutes you.
Marvelous! Your pols are just like our pols!
Seems to me it all fits a strange pattern. Chill the underwear in said fridge, strap on voice encoder, apply underwear, testicular deformation results in deepening of voice into sub bass region.
The burning question is why…perhaps he has a stormtrooper for a girlfriend (or boyfriend)
Yeeesh…my former mayor got busted for smoking crack. Displays no imagination at all.
Obviously Dik Cheney’s influence is rubbing off.
Um, so to speak.
Our apologies.
btw- Dik says he wants his mask back.
Lord Mayor to person responsible for leaking this information: “You have failed me for the last time.”
Phoebe Fay: Good question about the underwear. None of my sources could elaborate. Of course he bought the voice distorter for sex. What else do you use them for… I mean… oh… er…
jmf: I’m glad you appreciate my efforts. I thought this one was pretty good too.
Catalyst: Too similar for my taste.
King Willy: I bet he has a Princess Leia costume in his wardrobe too.
htgt: Smoking crack is SO last century.
Colonel: Dik would be far less scary wearing a Darth Vader mask.
Jam: Cr-a-c-c-k. Pshhh…
Whats wif th punchin bag, tho?
Ol Darth aint a-gonna work out on it wif th ol light sabr, is he?
My guess is THAT kinda fun wont last moren a coupla seckons.
fuck fuck fuck fuck
I bet you’re glad you got that out of your system Anonymous!