Thu 1 Nov 2007
A Night on the Tiles?
Posted by anaglyph under Bizarre, Sister Veronica
[8] Comments
Sister Veronica doesn’t get a lot of email. When she does, it is usually of the variety:
Dear Sister Veronica,
I think you’re hot, can you send me an autographed picture of yourself naked?
Yours truly,
jedimacfan.
She’s quite used to that kind of thing. Imagine her surprise though, when she received this request from Kelvin:
Date: 31 October 2007 7:21:01 AM
To: sisterveronicaHello,
Am Kelvin and would like to make an order of Floor Tiles from your store and would like to know the types and sizes you have in stock as well as the prices and the types of credit cards that you accept.More over would like it to be shipped to west Africa Ghana.Thank you and looking forward to hear from you.
Regards
Kelvin
Kelvin must have been looking for Sister Veronica’s Crazy Tile & Paver Warehouse. An understandable mistake.
so about these nekkid pictures of sister veronica… does she have them, and if so, can i see???
You should see all the requests I get for rubber recycling
TMock: I have them, and no, you can’t see them. Unless I feel like showing them to you.
Malach: Well, yes. But it’s not like Sister Veronica’s email is sisterveronica@floortilesrus.com or anything.
So when do we get to see the scarf of Veronica? And is Glitch’s face burned on it?
I bought some tiles from Sister Veronica’s Crazy Tile & Paver Warehouse. I am very happy with all aspects of the service and product, though I was startled to discover that, when wet, the tiles display strange markings not unlike Our Lord and His Mum. My bathroom is now for sale on eBay.
Janelle Strangepants (Miss), 47
Benalla, Victoria
it’s just jedimcfan trying to get in sister veronica’s back door
Yea, I’d stick a Cowlex into her Mysterious Corner any day.
feel like showing me yet?