Fri 30 Jan 2009
Jesus and the Blind Man
Posted by anaglyph under Religion, The Baffling Bible, WooWoo
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Tetherd Cow Ahead Presents: The Baffling Bible
Episode #4: Jesus and a Blind Man
For today’s consideration:
•Is the man actually afflicted, or is Jesus ‘helping him along’?
•Will the blind man still go ahead and install Jesus’ blinds after he has been poked heartily in the eye?
•What can we infer about the sincerity of the blind man’s friends, seeing as how they’ve let him go wandering off all over the place in a very ‘theatrical’ shade of crimson?
It has to be said:
The blind leading the blind
The King
ps Jesus did it, how else do you get blind faith
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose. Unless you are Jesus, apparently.
Actually, it’s kind of hard to tell exactly what Jesus is doing here. His finger appears to be in the other guy’s eye, or maybe even his ear. And where’s his other hand? Whatever’s going on, the blind guy appears to be enjoying himself.
Interesting isn’t it that we know which guy is Jesus.
Because it makes more sense that old JC is having a nice quiet sit in the sun and a blind dude comes over and pokes him in the eye.
Moe gots a bettr eye-poke than that.
“Smell my finger.”
Pil: Yeah, actually – good point. Except Jesus would never wear red robes – that’s way too racy for Our Saviour.
Joey: Plus Moe had great sound fx.
Atlas: ‘Lick my knuckle’ would be more accurate.
Looks like JC’s merely (un)doing his father’s work.
It’s red bath towel guy’s body language that really unnerves me. I bet his right leg’s positively thumping in the video!
Eeeeeeeep.
Don’t deny Jesus, accept him as yer lerd and savier!
Evenstar: Actually, the image would make a lot more sense if you substituted a dog for the blind guy…
Malach: I wish I believed there was even an ounce of irony in your sentiment.
Th Lord is my Shempherd …
It’s only a matter of time until they make an inflatable Jesus to go with the sheep.
I like the coal-fired power station just visible in the middle-right of the image.
They’ve even put the pollution haze in too, nice work – I think it might be prophetic…
I’m looking forward to the dead rising again – and I bet Tom Cruise is too!
(Exit) The King
Curly had a lot o woo woo beliefs.
The more I look at those two men (why, why am I looking?) the more alike they become. Is it possible that Jesus had a twin? Kevin of Nazareth
Cissy: Maybe it’s Jerry Christ?
Joey: Try as you might, you’ll never be able to construct a canon of wise acres that will come anywhere near the buffoons that Christianity has already in place.
Atlas: You’re right. Only a matter of… Dang that was fast!
King Willy: C’mon! Everybody knows that the world of Jesus was powered by the Love of God! It was only after Satan brought evil to the world (in the form of Henry Ford) that fossil fuels took over! ~The Book of Vertebrae – Radiolarians 4:13
Cissy Strutt: Jesus’ sibling, José, was in fact an evil twin. He went on to start up a nightclub in Bethlehem (The Mosaic Room) and created his own fashion house (Robez N Sandalz). Before the extent of his evil could be fully realised, he was killed in an unfortunate stoning accident in Gallilee – a case of mistaken identity & the one of the perils of being an identical twin of a controversial political figure (much like Aloysius Kennedy or Lex Luthor King) ~The Book of Vertebrae – Lepidoptera 2:12
Maybe the blind guy has a glass eye and was asking his home boy to please turn it around, as the kids were running away from him with no eyeball. Might be where the term “evil eye” came from?
Or he could be trying to get a hair out of his eye, blind or not, that is a very annoying feeling and you can barely see it yourself blind or not.
Hmm. Good point MI! I think that’s exactly what Jesus is doing – getting a mote out of the guy’s eye!
Of course he should be attending to the log in his own.
Oh Rev I don’t agree, the Lord is ageless…
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The King
I LOVE YOU JESUS I LOVE U ,
MY FATHER AND HIS BROTHERS AND SISTERS
HAVE PROBLEM WITH EYES ,I DONT KNOW WHY IT HAPPEN TO THAT PARTICULAR GENERATION,BUT WE ALL BELIVE THAT THIS MADE OUR TRUST TOWARDS U INCRESED ,WE ALL LOVE U THAT OUR YOUNG GENERATION NOBODY IS EFFECTED THANK YOU JESUS
TILSON TONY
Fantastic Tilson! Jesus is so kind to you. Maybe he can start on the brains next.