Thu 1 Oct 2009
iWTF?
Posted by anaglyph under Daft Advertising, Food & Drink, Idiots, In The News
[7] Comments
From today’s Sydney Morning Herald:
Faced with the overwhelming rejection of iSnack 2.0, Kraft has done an about-turn and ditched the name of its new Vegemite cream cheese blend.
I have to defer to Ben (comments on this post) and admit that it does have the whiff of an advertising hoax, despite Kraft’s protestations to the contrary:
The new name has simply not resonated with Australians. Particularly the modern technical aspects associated with it ~ Simon Talbot, company spokesman.
But as I see it, if it is a publicity stunt, then the po-faced attitude from Kraft is baffling. Talbot also stated:
At no point in time has the new Vegemite name been about initiating a media publicity stunt. We are proud custodians of Vegemite, and have always been aware that it is the people’s brand and a national icon.
Ben would undoubtedly say this is some kind of clever misdirection, but in my opinion, that kind of ploy can only work if the intended victims feel like they’ve been outfoxed or are amused. Since neither of these cards seem to be in play, all that’s left is bewilderment. Are they trying to cover their asses because it’s a crap joke that backfired? Are they sincere? Are they afraid that they’ve been caught cynically exploiting a loyal legion of fans? Is it all an attempt to spin out the publicity a little more?
Who knows? In the end, all that Kraft and their advertisers have done is to attract attention to a concoction of dubious desirability, and to confuse everyone. The Product Formerly Known As iSnack 2.0 will ultimately live or die on its market appeal, not on an advertising campaign. Since I believe it’s a poorly conceived grab at expanding market share by trading off the back of a cultural icon, my money is on die.
They shouda gone wif Vegemony.
Hey! Your jar has been felt up!
Joey: I’d buy it just for the name.
Atlas: I’ll mark your words.
Some nice alternative names suggested by viewers of The 7pm Project were – SkiddyMite & YourMumMite. Also ‘Peter Andre’.
(Wish I’d thought of SkiddyMite)
Either the people at Kraft are incredibly clever or incredibly stupid.
I admit that it is increasingly looking like I was too forgiving and optimistic in assuming the former.
I so wanted it to be an act of brilliance.
Cissy Strutt: Peter Andre? Peter Andre? I like that for the sheer surrealism.
Ben: Yes, extremely clever or incredibly stupid. My experience in the world of advertising tells me that the odds are pretty heavily weighted against the former. ‘Extremely clever’ in advertising only comes along once in a very rare while, and it’s generally pretty obvious to everyone when it does. Never mind – you got to appear on the front page of The Cow – that’s an honour which you can take proudly into the world!
Well, whatever the truth is, I’ll bet the advertising folks are sad they can’t bill kraft for the exposure. “News” programs, the 7pm project, talkback radio, print media – I’m saturated in black cheese. Yuck!