Fri 27 Feb 2009
Introducing Mnorgovudkka™!
Posted by anaglyph under Ephemera, Food & Drink, Signs, True Fiction, Words
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Where is my nearest TCA-LO?
Can we get that in bottled water. I cannot drink. Just asking.
send me a dozen immediately
You just like the shape of the bottle!
The King
I also would like to buy one bottle. Hang on, Fritz & Peter are dropping by, better make that half a dozen.
Pil: Mongolia. We’re working on franchises.
MI: What makes you think it doesn’t contain water? Don’t tell me you’re willing to trust mnorgovudkka already!
Nurse Myra: Monorgovuddka loves to see such an enthusiastic
suckercustomer! Send your money first and we’ll send you the goods. Promise.King Willy: It’s rather nice, don’t you think?
Cissy Strutt: Okey dokey. Fritz also likes toast, so better be prepared.
And I think I better lay in some Maltesers for Peter
I hope to have my store back soon. When I do…we can make some serious money.
In the interim, I’m living in a burned out car in the abandoned lot next door. Could you shoot a bottle or two over? Just so I can sample…
Is good Russian Drink Comrade!
Ram: Your business offer seems like it could lead to some mutual benefits. We would of course expect Mnorgovudkka to be placed at eye-height in front of the inferior competition vodkas (such as Smirnoff and Stolichnaya).
I have dispatched a complimentary bottle of Mnorgovudkka by express pigeon.
Malach: I… oh really, can I be bothered?
May contain traces of yoghurt?
Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.
The wrong finger is extended on the label.
Atlas: Cow Lore, my friend, Cow Lore.
Casey: At Mnorgovudkka, we don’t despise our customers. Au contraire, we praise their perspicacity and sense of sophistication!
Me buy
Me drink
Me drunk
Tastes rancid…
Joey: OK, you’re in charge of the advertising campaign.
Atlas: You got it. But there may only be traces…
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deRIK: Hello, and thank you for that incoherent rant. Maybe you should visit Joey Polanski and ask him to put you into contact with Little Noodle.
Derik wrote most of George W. Bush’s speeches and policies.