Thu 23 Mar 2006
I Before E?
Posted by anaglyph under Spam Observations
[11] Comments
Kids: why spelling, grammar and punctuation are important, even if you wish to embark on a criminal career*:
From: support@amazon.com
Subject: Important Notice!
In order to maintain the integrity of the entire Amazon.com system , our crew members is running an data base update . This decision was taken by the High Executive Beaurau of Amazon.com and it should be followed by all of it’s customers .
To follow the procedure just click on the link bellow:
https://www.giveyourmoneytocrooks.comâ€
We encourage you to log in and perform the steps necessary to help us in our progres .
Thank you for understanding
The Amazon.com Team
I wasn’t at all encouraged to log in and help them with their progres.
I wonder if Amazon really does have a High Executive Beaurau? Or even a Bureau? Sounds fancy. There is definitely a High Executive Beaurau at The Cow as of now.
*Perhaps, these days, especially if you want to embark on a criminal career…
†Not their real names
Th Cow shoud have a High Executive BURRO.
There are already too many ass references in these comments lately.
Hey Rev, happy new pasture to you. Our curdled sorrow has turned to creamy joy to worship the Cow once more … and, er, some kind of arse pun …
There’s no such thing as too many ass references.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sbeen a LONG time since I laffd this hardski!
They spelled ‘Amazon’ right. If that isn’t progres I don’t know what it’s.
That doesn’t necessarily mean they know how to spell, just that they can use the Copy/Paste function on their computer.
I’m inclined to agree with Anne. But, I have to warn you beauraucracy sucks… you might want to rethink that department at the Cow.
Nice logo-graphic. Wow, I feel really… zzzzzzzzzzz
I bet you can’t guess what the sacrament of the Church of the Tetherd Cow is.
You mean besides sacrilege? :o