Tue 20 Nov 2007
How To Perceive Strange Links Between You and The Cosmos‡
Posted by anaglyph under DIY, Geek, Hmmm..., Meme
[20] Comments
‡ (And Find Out Something You Didn’t Already Know In The Process)
We’ve played this game before, but it continues to amuse me. What do the following images have in common?
A picture of the great astronomical clock of Besançon.
A picture of Hampstead Heath.
A map showing the location of Weldon Spring Heights, Missouri.
A Picture of David Essex.
An odd sepia picture of a thin Santa.
That’s right – they are all pictures from the first page retrieved by Google Images on a search of the digits that make up my birthday. Try it – it’s fun! Go to Google Images and enter your birth date as six figures*: ddmmyy (or mmddyy if you are an illogical American). Pick any five pictures from the first page of results only. Then post them somewhere we can see! Hey. That sounds like a meme! Maybe I can start one. OK, I tag:
•Sara Sue
•jedimacfan
•Cissy Strutt
•Phoebe Fay
•Tequila Mockingbird
Post links back here in the Comments. Tag someone else and let’s see if we can start an internet phenomenon. Be sure to tell them that The Cow sent you!
Play if you want. It will affect the universe in no way if you don’t.†
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*Six figures seems, intriguingly, to be the optimum number to return the most unrelated bunches of images, but still get a reasonable number of hits. Fewer numbers result in too many images that are related in some way, and more numbers return a reduced field of possibilities. I’d love to know the maths behind this…
†Actually, it may affect the universe in profound ways. There is really no way of telling.
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Is that CSS I smell in here? Looks like someone is using the DIV CLASS tags all of a sudden. Why, whatever gave you that inclination?
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you had help in doing this. Clearly one of your friends is a genius.
Just go do your homework.
i was pissed none of mine turned up to be pornography. i would totally post it on my page, but all of my results are boring.
I am doing this too and you can’t stop me you rat bastard!
TMock: Aw… come on!!! Whaddya mean boring? Your search tendered a picture of John Dalton (who devised the idea of the Periodic Table), what looks like some kind of opportunistic patent for a menu-driven window on the Palm, a cartoon of a guy tearing a tiger in half and a snap of the Hongaarse majorettes!
But it is true that these kinds of searches turn up relatively little porn, given the sheer amount of it on the net. My hypothesis is that it has something to do with the naming of the files. Porn image files don’t get named with numbers so much as with sex organs…
Malach: I wouldn’t dream of getting in your way!
Make sure you have Safe Search disabled when you search under Google.
I’ll post my results soon.
It makes little difference whether or not Safe Search is enabled, at least for any numbers I have tried. Porn just doesn’t come up much with this trick.
In fact, doing a quick experiment, the numbers 021260 – 021270 turn up only one solitary porn image. True, it was one extremely disgusting image, making up for a hundred searches in itself, but there you go.
Thanks Malachi for the strength to defy the rat bastard!
With safe search on I missed out on Virtual Sex with Rocki Roads, but I ALSO missed out on the He Lives! Gospel album by Shun Pace Rhodes.
Glad to know Google is protecting me from all evil!
oh no. I tried it on my husband’s date without safe search and got too much information on a veneral disease. Safe Search is back on!
I hear and obey. The results will be at Ginger Stick tomorrow. (For today I’m running some hot lesbonic action)
Here’s me results!
Go and see.
Mine will show up at 12:01 (PST). Thanks for the invitation, it was fun!
Did Jedi finish his homework?
Cool game! I’ll do mine Friday. I want that clock.
Rev,first picha I saw was a big knob (kitchen appliance) so I stopped.
A variant on the game would be discovering what very compressed song on your iPod matches up with your birthdate.Only works for old people,probably.
I got “Young Girls are my Weakness”.
Pil: I think that Rocki Roads and Shun Pace Rhodes are related. Rocki just changed her name because of embarrassment.
Pil: Any search on Commander Straker’s real name turns up pages of information on venereal disease. It’s to be expected.
Cissy Strutt: Well done! A fantastic story! But now you have to tag some more peeps so we can kick the meme off.
Malach: Always one for breaking the rules, but a fine effort nevertheless. I want to know what that maths diagram is about…
sara sue: Great! But a little unsettling that you and I now have a link between us in the form of David Essex…
Colonel: I shoulda tagged you too! Make sure you tag a few more folks for me.
wolfman: I got ‘My Brain is Like a Sieve’
Observation: one of the very cool things about this kind of game is that it propels you to sites that are not English language. Since more than half of the internets is non-English speaking, there’s a big sandpit out there that we hardly ever visit peeps!
Oh very cool! I’ll have mine up sometime soonish.
Done. Finally.