Sat 1 Dec 2007
Heedless of the Wind and Weather?
Posted by anaglyph under Competition!, DIY, Gadgets, Geek, Silly, Stupidity, Technology
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The people at RadioShack have been running a rather clever advertising concept illuminating their ‘Do Stuffâ„¢’‡ slogan. Briefly, it involves demonstrating how to accomplish some task, such as shooting candid nature shots of wild animals, by buying off-the-shelf RadioShack items and repurposing them.
Being a bit of a techno-geek, I respond very well to this kind of idea, so I’ve been checking in with the RadioShack site now and then to see what else they’re coming up with. Amusingly, the current (December) offering sees the RadioShack Geek Department comprehensively out-clevering itself in an enthusiastic bid to ratchet up the Christmas shopping turnover.
The concept is outlined in easy-to-follow steps under the uber-tekky, up-to-the-minute-geeky* title Caroling 2.0 and this pitch:
When the weather outside is frightful, and the fire is so delightful, it can be pretty hard to get excited about caroling. Luckily, all it takes is technology and a little know-how to sing to the neighbourhood, without dashing through the snow.
To synopsize the idea: you video yourself singing Christmas carols, edit the results and transfer them to your iPod. You attach your pod and a little speaker to a radio-controlled toy truck and then, from the cosy comfort of your living room, drive it off to your neighbours’ houses to infuse them with jolly musical holiday cheer (and all of the aforementioned tech-toys are purchased from RadioShack, of course). Easy peasy, eh?
Or, as the RadioShack Geek Department rates it:
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Difficulty: Easy
Time: About an hour
Result: A new holiday tradition
Here at the Tetherd Cow Geek Department, we think it would go slightly differently:
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Difficulty: Somewhat easier than assembling an IKEA bookshelf. But not much.
Time: How good is your singing and how competent are your editing skills?
Result: One stolen iPod & RC toy
Aside from anything, isn’t the whole point of Christmas caroling that you get together with a bunch of friends and trudge through the snow in order to spread the neighbourly Christmas spirit? And so you can trudge back again and enjoy brandy and eggnog and chestnuts roasting on an open fire?†
Sigh. Obviously I have, once gain, been left behind by the latest trends.
These days, it would appear, with a RadioShack purchased Wireless AV Sender, a RadioShack purchased camcorder and some RadioShack purchased AV cables, not only will your kids get see mommy kissing Santa Claus, they’ll be able to project the whole sordid affair as it happens, for all the world to see, using a RadioShack purchased video projector pointed at a convenient neighbourhood snow drift.
So with that thought in mind, a Special Tetherd Cow Christmas Competition!
Your task: re-imagine a Christmas tradition using a combination of products from the RadioShack catalogue. Keep it realistic (ie, feasible), make it purposeless (points will be deducted for anything deemed useful), make it inspired, and make it funny. If possible, refer to the lyrics of your favourite Christmas song.
There will be a prize for the cleverest invention. And it will be a special one.
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‡Is it just me, or is all this trademarking starting to get A Bit Out Of Handâ„¢?
*Sarcasm (in case you think I was being serious).
†Well, I dunno. We don’t have anything like snow or icicles or Frosty the Snowman here of course, but from watching all the American films, I certainly got the impression that that’s what it was all about.
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I refuse to have anything to do with an electronics store with “shack” in it’s name, just as I don’t allow my wife to shop at Dress Barn.
If you wanted to make absolutely sure no reindeer will shit on your roof this year, you could make a Whirleygig Deathtrap Contraption (in cheery holiday colors!)
First, take apart three R/C cars, anything in the catalog would work.
Remove the rear motor/differential assembly, usually a plastic case with the transaxle and motor running out to the two wheels. I think a simple 6v system would work best for this, so choose you rvictims accordingly.
there is a simple throttle actuator that controls the speed of the motor, you might want to keep that intact to control the speed of roatation.
Using strap stock frame metal (I know you can get this at the actual store, not sure about the catalog), mount one of the tranaxles vertically so that a axleshaft is faceing up.
Take a one foot section of the strap metal and drill a hole in middle of it. Mount one of the battery packs along the slat, using epoxy from the catalog. Split the wires and run a simple circuit (possibly with switches or some other interrupt if you feel complicated) to the end of the slat.
Mount to motors (pipe clamps or zip ties, both out of the catalog) would work fine. drill into a simple battery holder made for one 9v battery (Catalog #: 270-326) and mount it perpendicular to the rotation of the motor. run wires out a few feet and solder on a red LED unit (Catalog #: 276-270).
Do the same on the other side of the slat, wiring the other motor reverse, and with a green LED (Catalog #: 276-271).
Attacth your batteries first to the LEDs, then the 6V battery to the two horizontal motors. Once the thing is screaming along at a few hundred rpm, you can activate the base motor to add a little more complexity to the motion of the light streams. Also, it would push the circular motion of the LEDs into a more eliptic pattern.
I don’t have the resources to build anything like this right now, but I really want to.
You basically have a whirling death machine if you turn the whole thing on at once, but if you put it on your roof, the neighbors will be impressed.
Malach: No-o-o-o. Tell me there really isn’t really a place called Dress Barn. I fully understand your rule about such names. Personally, I eschew anything with ‘r’ Us in the retailer’s title.
If it will help at all with your competition entry any, RadioShack is called ‘Tandy’ down here. You can pretend it’s the same in Yankee Doodle Dandy Land.
Casey: Genius. Sheer genius. You’ve hit the tone of the competition smack on, with an entry that will take some beating!
How can I keep Casey from shitting on my roof at Christmas?
Make sure you’re mom left out her cookies.
I made a VERY rough mockup of this. I hope it helps to illustrate the idea. Click here to see it.
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Sled Riding: Fun, but not without its problems. In fact, it can be a real chore.
1. Dressing up in multiple layers of clothing.
2. Going outside into the wet, sloppy snow.
3. Climbing the hill once you’ve actually gone down it. Honestly, who wants to exercise, especially in the cold outdoors in the aforementioned wet, sloppy snow?
Thankfully, with the help of RadioShack, you, too, can enjoy all the fun of sled riding without all the hassles of actually having to do it. In fact, you can go BEYOND the experience of sledding altogether.
You will need:
1. One Cheap-O-Plasticâ„¢ Saucer Sled (Sold Separately)
2. Swann Nighthawk 2 Pack (Item: #49-107)
3. Swann Nighthawk Extra Camera (x2) (Item: #49-1057)
4. Hummer H2 with Mattracks (Item: #60-195)
5. Dual-Power Jeep Wrangler (Item#60-202)
6. Crimestopper Wireless Car Alarm System (Item: #55016651)
7. Brown Zune 30 GB Music Player (Item #42-156)
8. Portable folding speakers (Item #40-1441)
9. Accurian Portable DVD player/Monitor (x2) (Item: #16-3911)
10. Batteries (various) and wiring
11. A plastic or other lightweight material for creating brackets (sold separately, though I am sure there is something in RadioShack that could be used for this purpose.)
The steps:
1. Take Jeep Wrangler RC car (NOTE: Must be the 49 MHz version) and remove the Jeep casing. Strip it down to the barest essentials, as to save weight. Remove all the rubber tires and rims as well (leave only the axels exposed). The ability of the Jeep to drive is not essential.
2. Remove all the nonessential casing from the Hummer H2 (NOTE: Must be the 27 MHz version). Simply strip the Hummer down to just its “skeleton”, just like you did with the Jeep Wrangler.
The Hummer comes with tires as well as Mattracks. This project assumes you will be using the Sled in a snowy environment. The included wheels may be substituted for the Mattracks if it works better in your environment.
3. Mount the Jeep upside-down in the center of the saucer sled (on its “back”) so that the axels are up in the air and face out. Create brackets from the plastic long enough to reach out past the edge of the sled (the brackets will attach to the Hummer).
4. Attach the brackets to the rear axels of the Jeep, so that the rear wheels flip the brackets out from the sled, then back into the sled.
6. Attach the stripped down Hummer to the brackets, so that when the Hummer is “unflipped”, it clears the edge of the sled by at least a couple of inches, but is not so long that it doesn’t fold neatly into the sled when the brackets are “flipped in”. (See the mock up)
7. Attach wireless car alarm system to the sled and whatever battery(ies) are required or capable of powering it. This will help prevent the theft of your sled.
7. Using Parallels Desktop, VM Ware Fusion, or (heaven forbid) a Windows PC, install the Zune software on your computer (NOTE: It is IMPERATIVE that you buy the brown Zune because A.) Nobody wants a Zune and B.) NOBODY wants a Brown Zune. Using a Zune assures that your MP3 player will not be stolen off your sled.)
8. Using your computer’s built-in microphone (or any computer microphone that RadioShack carries. It’s not in the list because I just assumed most computers come with one built-in these days), record your favorite sled riding screams, gasps, cheers, ooooos, aaaaahhhhsss, and cries, as though you were actually riding it. Windows folks can do this with Sound Recorder and Mac people with iLife. Copy these sounds over to your Brown Zune. Attach the portable folding speakers and set the Zune to loop the sound files for continuous play.
9. Mount the Nighthawk camera at four points along the sled, preferably equidistant from one another and facing outward. Be sure not to mount a camera directly behind the Jeep, as it will not allow for the proper un-flipping of the Hummer. Four Nighthawk cameras are required to created the ultra-immersive Sled-O-Visionâ„¢ 360 viewing experience. Sled-O-Visionâ„¢: “It’s like being there, only not.”
10. The portable DVD players/Monitors are used in conjunction with the Nighthawk cameras. Since they come with two screens per package, you should only need to buy two sets. This will give you the ultimate viewing experience while utilizing Sled-O-Visionâ„¢. Since they are portable, you can use them in your car or from the comfort of your own home.
How Everything Works:
Make sure your sled starts at the top of the hill. Let it slide down. Once you have experienced the thrill of Sled-O-Visionâ„¢, simply use the remote control for the Jeep to flip out the Hummer from the center of the sled. Use Sled-O-Visionâ„¢ to remotely drive and steer your sled back to the top of the hill! No walking or exercise of ANY KIND is required! Be sure to flip the Hummer back into the center of the sled before you slide down the hill again. Repeat as many times as you like or until the batteries wear out. Since the Hummer uses the 47 MHz frequency, and the Hummer the 27 MHz, the two should not interfere with one another when using the remote controls.
Your Sled comes with anti-theft measures built-in. The first line of defense is the brown Zune, because they’re ugly, horribly designed, and nobody wants one. In the EXTREMELY unlikely event that someone attempt to steal your sled even after seeing the brown Zune, simply activate the wireless Crimestopper car alarm.
Oops, I forgot to correct the number of steps before posting. Oh, well, it just makes it more authentic, as most instructions I’ve gotten from RadioShack were written in Engrish anyway. Sorry for the confusion.
Presumably you also need some kind of AV Broadcaster to get the signals from your cameras to a remote viewing station.
I like your Zune anti-theft solution. I might implement that elsewhere.
Xtra points for the illustration!
The cameras work up to 300 feet away on the 2.4 GHz band. It didn’t mention any type of broadcaster requirement. If I had the cash, I would build one and mail it to you.
Glad you like the illustration. I felt it was necessary to try and show what in the hell I was talking about.
Oh OK – didn’t realize they broadcast as well. Cool!
Not only do they broadcast, but they have built-in night vision for Sled-O-Visionâ„¢ NiGHT.
Yeah, ’cause everyone wants to go sledding in the pitch dark…
Exactly. See, now you can without really having to.
Every year when we drive through town I admire the wonderful Christmas light displays that other folks put up, but I’m far too lazy and afraid of heights to actually drag out the ladder and attach lights in all our trees and bushes.
However…
This year, with the help of a squadron of Radio Shack’s ‘Sky Rangers Radio-Control Airplane’, and a bag or two of Brinkmann GO-LED(tm) Waterproof LED Mini-Lights, we’re gonna be as festive as anyone!
Just glue the Minilights to the airplanes, wait for dark, and start flying them around the yard in Christmassy patterns. I’m sure the really adventurous could write a computer program which would do the flying for you.
For a special treat on Christmas Eve, dig around and see if you have any sparklers left-over from the 4th of July fireworks fesitvities…
I just emailed you the instructions and materials list of my Destruct-o-matic ShockTank.
Not to give too much away, but I think it’s the most horrifying thing I have ever thought up. It occured to me as I watched the Radio Shack commercial again that if I bothered rammng into someone’s door with an R/C car, it wouldn’t be to sing them carols. I hadn’t thought about it till just now, but if you threw a Zune in the back of this thing you could lure children, small animals, and mormons even closer.
I designed this around your rabbit problem, but you can see how it could work for any curious mammal. You kids get off my lawn indeed.
Oh, if I had a fancy schmancy domain somewhere, I would have linked the file so everyone could see it. Oh well.
Snow in Australia window display.
As we all know there seems to be a lack of snow in Australia around this time of year and this plays havoc with Xmas Cheer so I propose the “The Multipurpose Window mounted Snow machine”
Firstly, get all your wrapping paper form last Xmas with any other paper that you want disposed of, place it in a Box having stuck it together in a very long sheet. Sticky tape should work, making sure that all the sheets are A4 size.Then place these in a feeder box.
Get the Royal® 160MX Heavy-Duty 16-Sheet Cross-Cut Shredder
Model: 160MX | Catalog #: 55024067 and remove the bin, feed the paper into the top from the feeder Box, Mount on top of window and connect a Mobile Fan II External USB Cooling Fan
Model: A1888 | Catalog #: 28-1601 to your Mac (all cowlytes use Mac’s don’t they) with an USB extension 10-Ft. USB Extension Cable Model: 26-193 | Catalog #: 26-193 you may need to put the Mac (or PC) near the window for this. Place the Fan below the window facing up to where the shredder paper emenates. Connect the Shredder to a Powerpoint timer (240v for Oz power) an set to come on twice a day (hey it doesn’t snow all day, besides we would waste paper. Then spray the window with Fake snow around the edges for a realistic look. Then sit by the fire on Xmas day eating Turkey and Mince Pies looking out of the window to the snowing Vista (all done when it is 40 degrees centigrade in the shade while singing:
Dashing thru the bush
in a rusty holden ute
kicking up the dust
eski in the boot
kelpie by my side
singing christmas songs
it’s christmas time and i am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs…
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
christmas in australia on a scorching summer day, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
ingle bells, jingle bells
christmas time is beaut oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty holden ute
Deck the shed with bits of wattle
fa la la la la la la la la
wax and gum leaves in a bottle
fa la la (etc)
all the shops are open sundays
fa la la (etc)
Buy your dad some socks and undies
fa la la (etc)
S.
Colonel: Ah…. so pretty! I am impressed, and even inclined to rush out right now and whip up a Flying Christmas Spectacular!
Casey: Still no sign of the plans! I’m tense with anticipation. It’s worse than waiting for Santa to come!
hewhohears: A sterling effort, and certainly something that should bless every Aussie Christmas. It indubitably rates high on the Useless-O-Meter.
And here’s Casey’s Traveling Tinselized Terminator, with links to the diagrams to which he alluded earlier:
I: Parts
A. One RC car, preferably large and fast.
1. Any large RC vehicle will work for this project.
2. Aesthetics should be a consideration.
B: One small RC toy of any kind, provided it has compact electronics and an easily removable servo mechanism.
C: A 2X6 piece of wood or plastic. This will be the chassis for the weapons system.
D: Two pieces of strap stock steel or aluminium.
1. Pieces whould be approx. the length of the WS chassis.
2. The longer the pieces, the slower the attack.
E: One one-way (or single action) solenoid from the small RC car, though a 2 way could work.
F: One large transformer such as Item# 273-1512
G: One Project Kit for assorted wires etc.
II: Assembly
The first step is to remove the shell of the large RC vehicle and disassemble the smaller vehicle. Underneath the shell, you will have an assembled chassis, which we will call the movement chassis. You will be mounting the rest of the tools onto this. After disassembling the smaller car, salvage some form of actuator (such as the steering actuator), the receiver, the battery source, and any hardware that generally looks interesting.
Second, you will assemble the weapons system chassis. This will be a 2X2X6 piece of wood or plastic. Using a router or some other means of material removal, clear out a space one inch deep for all the electronics necessary for the solenoid to actuate the trigger mechanism you will build. Next, drill two ¼†holes approx two inches from the leading edge of the weapons chassis and ¾†inboard to center.
Next, install two 9v battery holders (Catalog #: 270-326) on the rear of the chassis, outboard. Place the salvaged electronics and battery from the small car into the void you routed out, face the actuator where the roatating parts or the solenoid will release a load.
Diagram A will illustrate the assembly thus far.
i: Diagram A
Next, use a small circuit board chassis to build the circuit in Diagram B, leaving the trailing ends of the firing leads free (Note: the solenoid “D†and switch “C†may be unnecessary depending on what you were able to salvage from the small R/C car). Also, leave the leads to the bulbs free for the time being. It would be entirely possible to build this machine without the circuit board, but it would not look as cool.
ii: Diagram B
Using a vinyl 3†bolt, a nut, and an appropriate sized spacer, bolt two pieces of strap stock, drilled through about two inches from one end, to the chassis, using the spacer (possibly reinforced with wood) to raise them just enough to clear all wires and parts. Drill two small holes in the end closest to the pivot points and run a small wire through, knotting one end.
At this point, you will have to manufacture some type of trigger using the actuator. I will leave that to the builder. The trigger should release the wires holding the ends of the strap. Take as many rubber bands as your pivot can handle (the more the better) and run them through the two small holes and back to the rear of chassis where you can mount them on a block of wood.
Take your weapon leads from the transformer and run them up to the end of the chassis and around the outside of the vinyl pivots. Then run them the length of the straps until you get to the end. Solder the wires very well to the tacks and mount the tacks with epoxy to the long end of the pivoting arms.
Install and wire the switches (Catalog #: 275-601) and indicator bulbs wherever you see fit.
III. The end product will look something like Diagram C.
iii: Diagram C
Mount the weapons chassis on top of the movement chassis. For added effect, you may trim the body shell and mount it over the weapons chassis, but make sure the arms move free. I would also add a small tray to the front of the tank for bait.
Diagram D gives tactical instruction. The diagram assumes you have set the circuit to “Kill†(note cheery holiday colors!).
iv: Diagram D
My mind would not let this one rest, and I just used a slightly different scenario in our latest business newsletter to promote our new December catalog. (“The Book Elves” are recurring characters who are featured in every issue).
The Book Elves love decorating for Christmas, and they love seeing the big, 80-foot maples out front strung with brightly colored lights. But after last year’s unfortunate ‘incident’ with the rented cherry picker and the power lines, they knew they had to come up with an alternate method of stringing them.
The Book Elves are nothing if not resourceful (or ever-so-slightly addled) and so they trundled on down to our local Radio Shack and bought a radio-controlled airplane and two-dozen boxes of new light strings. It was a simple enough idea- a radio-controlled airplane flies as high as the trees and is, by definition, “controllableâ€. It is also quite powerful enough to attach a few strands of Christmas lights to, and so they did, and away the plane went, round and round the tree.
Personally, I have always found it a pity that some of the Book Elves more unusual and interesting ideas usually turn out to have completely unexpected consequences, especially for unsuspecting bystanders.
And so it came to be one fine winter evening that the Book Elves hog-tied the neighborhood carolers (and their dog) to a tree with sixteen strands of “Merry Christmas Blinking Frosty lightsâ€(tm)…
Colonel: Please don’t let the Book Elves read Casey’s ideas.
On a slightly different tack, you could really scare the crap out of your neighbours by attaching an iPod and speakers to a radio-contolled helicopter and swooping down on them playing The Ride of the Valkyries.
“And the Colonel was given an awful idea;
a fiendishly, wonderfully, awful idea!”
Oh no. What have I done???
I’m thinking of a plan that has all the parts available straight from Radioshack. Except the crates and kittens.