Wed 9 May 2007
Great Moments in Food Science #19
Posted by anaglyph under Food Science
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☆February 8, 1987: The team from Xtrud-O Labs that bought you Fruit Rollups unveil their newest invention: ‘Tape Dispenser’ Chicken.
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From some unholy union of tapeworm and chicken?
“Half a bucket of Maryland, Mavis, I feel like losin’ some weight!”
“Make your gift wrapping delicious and quite unique with Chicken Tape (also available Chicken Chip Flavoured Tape”)
This is GREAT news to those of us who are membrs of th Intrnational Brothrhood o Belt, Necktie, & Hatband Eatrs.
Can I get this flavor in a neckbelt?
jr: Oh, I am actually laughing out loud. LOL. Sister Veronica would be proud of me.
Cissy Strutt: Mmmmm. And wrap it in tripe for that extra special occasion.
Joey: Wait till you see the new String Liver In a Can!
jmf: Sigh. Shout out to Anne wherever she is. We miss you babe.
I’m so glad that we’ve taken food production away from farmers and put it into the factory where it belongs. Does Chicken Tape come in bar-b-cue flavor?
Here in America we have a great new invention for the truly lazy (I don’t lie about this stuff) -microwave toast.
Colonel: Because toast is, like, so difficult, isn’t it?
are you sure ? it looks like they just measured some bloke’s willie.
and we can guess what they are all thinking. From left to right
bloke in charge ‘your willie could be this big if you didn’t delete all the emails we send you’
butch women ‘hmmm, thats going to hurt someone when he has sex’
square-cut guy ‘yeap, thats a big one’
young guy ‘this is how i want to spend my parents money’
0ld guy ‘how did i get talked into doing this, I’m a disgrace to my white lab coat’
women ‘why is the other women so excited ? its how they use it, not how big it is, that matters’