Mon 17 Oct 2011
From the Ashes II
Posted by anaglyph under In The News, Insane People, Strange Lands, True Fiction
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I neglected to mention in my last post that Seattle ‘Super Hero’ Phoenix Jones, had at the time of posting, been arrested for allegedly spraying a person or persons with pepper spray. Well, you (and the citizens of Seattle) will be relieved to know that no-one has pressed charges and that Phoenix has now been released on his own recognizance. He and his Super Hero League sidekicks are back on the streets once more doing what they do best – wearing funny costumes. ((Mind you, Phoenix Jones’ costume is nowhere near as formidable as his hair. The judge required that Phoenix remove his mask when in court, which he did. Later in the same spirit he also removed it for reporters. Crikey. Personally, I think he’d be much more impressive if he went on his patrols au naturale.))
Phoenix told KOMO News:
There’s been a lot of confusion about people thinking I’m delusional or I’m crazy or that I don’t understand what I’m doing… Everyone’s doing it – they just don’t know. If you walk from your car to a show and back to your car, that’s being on patrol. The only difference is, when I see crime, I call 911 first, wait, and when it gets dangerous I step in. And I feel like every citizen could do that.
So, to sum it up, he’s just doing what anyone would do. Only (completely undelusionally) he’s doing it in a funny costume. Because that’s the undelusional American Way.
Of course, now he’s got bigger fish to fry…
Be afraid, Seattle Super Heroes. Be VERY afraid.
I don’t have to look at the previous post’s comments to guess that Upskirt is King willy’s idea
Correct.
Yeah, Phoenix and Ghost are in deep shit.
Luckily, seattle is not on Our Itinerary.
Hah, there is nothing to fear, pretty soon Phoenix will be served up a big bad snack. A Krispin’ Porko Herring served on a bed of Pinky Upskirt Minotard and drizzled in Atramento.
Friday is the day we will see Phoenix burn for good – some religious nut has predicted it (again).
The King
Yes, that is, in fact, the very same religious nut who got it wrong before. We will be visiting him again before the week is out.
What is SSVL’s theme song?