Mon 18 Sep 2006
Flower Power
Posted by anaglyph under Scary, Stupidity, Technology
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The British arms manufacturer BAE Systems (Corporate Slogan: Real Breadth; Real Performance; Real Delivery) has come up with the quaint idea of Environmentally Friendly Munitions. That’s right folks – Green Weapons.
BAE’s range includes reduced-lead bullets, reduced-smoke grenades and rockets with fewer toxins. BAE’s vehicles boast lower emissions, and BAE aim to recycle or compost waste or used explosives.
War is usually hell, but with BAE, War is Health! No fear of dying of lead poisoning or smoke inhalation on the battlefield when you shop with BAE!
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Weapons of Less Mass Destruction?
wtf….
Well… that just about sums it all up really. Just when I think new heights of stupidity cannot possibly be reached, they go and prove me wrong again.
I’m shedding actual tears on this one.
Th Pentagon is dvelopin a bunkr-bustr thatll bust a bunkr an then sprout azaleas.
considering that the Pentagon once considered weapons that will turn the enemy gay, i think that’s actually pretty lame of the brit, really.
jmf: It paints a picture of a really happy battlefield, don’t it? With soldiers picking up after themselves, ‘Binning their butts’, digging bodies well into the soil to aid composting…
Bean: And that’s just the stuff we know.
Jam: Recycle those tears! You might need them more in times to come.
Joey: When will they ever learn?
treespotter: Never fear – the US Army is right up there in the Enviro Stakes too.