Wed 16 Jul 2008
Fine Print?
Posted by anaglyph under Australiana, Hokum, Religion, Skeptical Thinking, True Fiction, WooWoo
[11] Comments
These are the Scientology offices in Russell St, Melbourne. Whenever I walk past, I look in and often see the inhabitants industriously doing things. Some of these things make sense to me, like putting files in cabinets and drinking out of coffee cups. Other things seem odd and miserable, like the big bunch of sad-but-earnest-looking people listening to a guy talk while he points at a chart with diagrams like something out of a 1950s science fiction film. Or the young and impressionable kids barely out of school, filling in the ludicrous Scientology ‘Personality Tests’.*
Not so long back, Violet Towne, as part of her job†, was taking photographs in this general area, and some of the sad-but-earnest-looking people came out of the building and in a very paranoid manner demanded to know what was going on. One woman kind of just ‘stood’ wherever VT and her colleagues went, saying nothing, gazing blankly ahead of herself and exerting some kind of invisible unpleasantness. It was not what any sane person would consider normal behaviour. This building is in a very public place and VT & Co were well withing their legal rights to be doing what they were doing (which had absolutely nothing to do with Scientology, until the Scientologists appeared).
Quite coincidentally, later on the very same day as I took this photograph (Saturday July 12, 2008), the Melbourne Chapter of the anti-Scientology group Anonymous staged a protest outside the building.
I wonder if they got any pictures exactly like mine?
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*My use of quotes in this case (and in the image if you picked it up), is to indicate sarcasm. Unlike the perpetrators of last post’s efforts, I actually know how punctuation is supposed to work.
†I’ll leave that with you for speculation… suffice to say it’s not something that you or I would find in the least peculiar, offensive or even slightly unusual.
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Love it!
More disturbing still would be a “self”-help book.
Scientologists should answer this in the affirmative. The “crooks” are them and the change is not for the better …
Malach: I knew it! Now, stop hanging around in my driveway with the funny literature.
Cissy Strutt: Or, a self-help “book”. Eh? Creepy.
Yoo: I’m afraid I have been a little, um, naughty with the picture. It might not translate too well for people such as yourself who live in countries where Scientology communicates its message with different words…
Scientology is like Amway for the soul.
You’d think they’d have better things to do than hang around on the sidewalk silently giving pepole the Evil Eye. oh, wait… what am I saying?
You realize these are the people who will take over the earth one day?
mike: No – Amway products are useful. At least for a week.
Colonel: Yeah, they could be inside pretending that skin resistance meters are telling them something profound.
Casey: Yeah, we’ve all seen how well that turns out in Battlefield Earth.
Scientology and Amway have one thing in common. They are both selling religion. Amway is run by a division of Joel’s Army, a fundamentallist Xtian group. May the gods help us if they ever get together.
Silverstar98121: Thanks for stopping by The Cow! Yes, I wasn’t making an endorsement of Amway in my comment above. I was merely doing shtick (poorly worded shtick in that particular case). Amway and Scientology have many things in common, not the least of which is that they trade on the gullibility of insecure and badly-educated people.
When I lived in Toronto there used to be a huge Scientology centre on the corner of my street(until they got done for tax evasion) and I was often asked by clipboard carrying pod people if I wanted to take their personality test … I would usually just tell them I already had one.
Thing is, this was 15-20 years ago when it made more sense to have all those filing cabinets all over the place. And the pointing at charts thing. Surely you’d think they’d have at least caught on to PowerPoint presentations as being more ‘normal’ officy-type behaviour.
Great pic!