Evil Watermelon Child « Tetherd Cow Ahead

Wed 2 Nov 2011

Evil Watermelon Child

ALDI: fire your advertising agency. They’re creeping me out.

queenwilly says:

November 2, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Imagine following that truck for 3 hours up the Rocky Mountains highway late at night with no break.

“…here’s Johnny…”
anaglyph says:

November 2, 2011 at 4:48 pm

I’m not eating watermelon this summer that’s for sure.
nursemyra says:

November 2, 2011 at 9:21 pm

Then you won’t be eligible for any watermelon seed spitting competitions :-(
- anaglyph says:
  
  November 3, 2011 at 7:59 am
  
  Perhaps, but I’ll still have my soul.
King Willy says:

November 3, 2011 at 1:03 am

And who was fiddling with their camera phone while driving..?

Nice one.

The King
- anaglyph says:
  
  November 3, 2011 at 7:58 am
  
  You have no idea how many times I’ve risked my life to bring you important stories.
  - Atlas Cerise says:
    
    November 3, 2011 at 8:02 am
    
    How come you never post the important ones? :->
    - anaglyph says:
      
      November 3, 2011 at 8:40 am
      
      They’re only available to important Acowlytes.
      - Atlas Cerise says:
        
        November 3, 2011 at 11:58 am
        
        :D
    - queenwilly says:
      
      November 3, 2011 at 8:58 am
      
      ha ha ha
Cissy Strutt says:

November 3, 2011 at 10:04 pm

kill ….. kill ….. kill ….. killlllll ……
Timothy says:

November 5, 2011 at 2:06 am

Andy Warhol is ALIVE!!! and working at an Australian ad agency!!!