Sat 29 Aug 2009
EMF – It’s Not What You Think!
Posted by anaglyph under Gadgets, Hokum, Skeptical Thinking, WooWoo
[40] Comments
It was recently brought to my attention that the purveyors of the ludicrous Shoo!TAG™ have a bunch of clips up on YouTube that feature all manner of spurious claims. Since they have already demonstrated the scale of their ignorance here on The Cow, this will probably not come as a surprise to anyone, but seeing that there is virtually no balanced criticism of the product on the net, and because of their increasingly bad behaviour (see below) ((Oh, alright – and because I’m enjoying the sport…)), I feel obliged to bring to your attention some further egregious idiocy.
The Shoo!TAG™ YouTube presence includes a number of short vox-pop style grabs in a question-and-answer style, where various Shoo!TAG™ personages pose and then answer questions about the product. Here are two examples that talk about Shoo!TAG™ and EMF, or electromagnetic fields. For your convenience I have included the verbatim transcript of each segment under the video.
Q: Does Shoo!TAG™ use a radio frequency to transmit its signal?
Kathy M. Heiney: No! We use no radio frequencies, we use no harmful EMF frequencies. (We…) the Shoo!TAG™ is a Schumann wave based frequency which supports life.
Q: Are there any dangers associated with Shoo!TAG™?
Melissa Mowrer Rogers: Not to my knowledge. It’s chemical-free, it’s non-toxic, um… it’s made of earth-friendly frequencies and they’re… it’s not a EMF frequency that everybody’s worried about with cellphone towers and that type thing. It has nothing to do with that. So to my knowledge there’s really no dangers at all with Shoo!TAG™
Got that? Shoo!TAG™ DOES NOT use EMF frequencies. Oh, n-o-o-o-o – it uses ‘Schumann waves’. I guess that what they’re talking about (who can do anything but guess?) is Schumann resonances which, according to Wikipedia, are
… a set of spectrum peaks in the extremely low frequency portion of the Earth’s electromagnetic field spectrum. (emphasis mine).
In what we are coming to expect from these people as typical fashion, Kathy Heiney (in the top clip) is spewing forth some half-baked nonsense as if it’s meaningful, based on a very poor understanding of science. Aside from anything, Schumann resonances would be entirely impossible to generate from a magnetic strip on a plastic card. Let me quote from the Wikipedia article:
Lightning discharges are considered to be the primary natural source of Schumann resonance excitation…
Since the makers of Shoo!TAG™ have claimed elsewhere that it contains no power source, this is quite clearly nonsense. Of course, Schumann waves could be a completely different proposition, but unfortunately there is no reference to them in the entirety of the internet (except, again unsurprisingly, on various and sundry pseudoscientific web pages to do with an assortment of ‘mystical healing’ techniques).
In the second of these clips, Melissa Rogers, the other of Shoo!TAG™’s creative masterminds claims that the frequencies are ‘earth-friendly’ and ‘non-toxic’ – vacuous hogwash if ever it was uttered. She also vacillates on the level of her responsibility by saying that there are no dangers associated with Shoo!TAG™ to her knowledge. Lady, it’s your product. If you know what it’s supposed to do and how it’s supposed to work, then I’d expect a lot more confidence than you’re exhibiting here. ((Of course this is a characteristic ploy of all practitioners of pseudoscience – equivocate. That way, you can never be caught out. In the event that the scary Schumann waves cause bolts of lightning to erupt out of the Shoo!TAG™ she can’t be called to account.))
Elsewhere in the Web-o-sphere, we find the following interesting exchange on Yahoo Answers:
Bigger in TX: Has anyone tried the Shoo Tag and gotten good results…?
The anonymous ‘B’ (who I think you will agree has all the insight and scientific acumen of a certain Ms Melissa Rogers): I haven’t, but am considering. Here’s what I’ve found so far: A three dimensional or trivector signature has been imprinted onto the magnetic field of a three field magnetic memory card. This card is then hung around the neck of an animal and the magnetic field can stimulate the biology of the animal to build up defense to invaders. This is completely safe and proficient. In our preliminary farm tests the researchers found 75% less infestation of the insect pests when using the strips than in control populations. Further testing is presently being done in Europe. ((Notice how the narrative voice changes from an ‘interested’ third party (‘I haven’t tried it’) to an informed participant (‘our preliminary tests’).))
Source(s):
http://www.thehealingbarn.com/equine/shootagscience3.html
http://www.petconnection.com/blog/2009/02/13/global-pet-expo-keeping-the-dream-alive/ http://www.thehealingbarn.com/equine/shootagproduct.html
A ‘trivector signature’? A ‘three field magnetic memory card’? The testing is ‘being done in Europe’? If anyone was thinking I’m being unnecessarily hard on a couple of nutty and deluded but well-meaning duffers, this should make it clear that these people are cynical con-artists. They make these ‘cards’. They know full well that all this stuff they’re peddling is hooey. If there are any such tests as the ones they claim, where are the published results? (As if it’s going to come as any surprise, the ‘sources’ quoted in the answer’ are nothing of the sort and just link back to either the Shoo!TAG™ site or other sites that empty-headedly endorse the stupid thing).
Show us the science, Shoo!TAG™ That’s ALL you have to do. Show us the science.
I said above that the Shoo!TAG™ people are guilty of bad behaviour, so let me end on that note. When I saw some of the YouTube clips go up, I posted a user comment (as one is allowed to do on YouTube). This is what I said:
ShooTag is a useless gadget based on pseudoscientific thinking. Ask yourself this question: if it was anywhere near as effective as the makers claim, why hasn’t it been picked up by doctors fighting malaria in all corners of the world?
(The answer is, in case you didn’t guess: Because it simply doesn’t work.)
Someone almost immediately marked it as spam. In the grand tradition of baseless claims throughout history, the Shoo!TAG™ mob are resorting to gagging any criticism of their daft gadget. Of course, that’s all they can do because they are manifestly unable to defend themselves or their product in any credible fashion.
UPDATE March 2015: The videos I linked above – like much of the other stuff that makes the claims of the ShooTag people look so ridiculous – have been redacted from YouTube. Nothing quite like rewriting history to cover up your mistakes.
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(Disclaimer: (Apple QuickTime or .M4V capable player required. Captured with Mac OS X 10.6 fullscreen screen recording mode since I couldn’t download the video directly. Audio is the built-in mic recording the laptop speakers, so the audio is shit. Sorry, but I couldn’t think of an easier way to record it. Edited with iMovie. ::Whew::)
A three dimensional or trivector signature has been imprinted onto the magnetic field of a three field magnetic memory card.
Wait a minute! I saw that on a Star Trek episode!!
Yeah and you need a good old fashioned tri-corder to measure the field properly, what a shame they haven’t been invented yet.
Maybe we should alert the hackers, Shoo Tag won’t stand a chance!
The King
You have to word your comments more carefully Rev.
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=DcIcoMAb_iI&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DDcIcoMAb_iI
The King
Show us th sience? Th SIENCE, Revrend?
Oh, that I migt live to see th day when Gilbert Einstein finaly receives due reckonition!
Atlas: Well, what can I say? Two classic videos in the one Comments section! My mind is still boggling at that last one. Medal.
Colonel: I think you must be mistaken – it’s too implausible for Star Trek.
King Willy: I’m not sure what you’re getting at with the comment about wording my comments carefully. It’s the same comment that I posted in the article…
Joey: I don’t think we’ve seen the last of Gilbert on The Cow…
Q. Can Shoo!TAG™ core a apple?
Shit Joey – it’s got the power of lightning in it! Not only can it core that sucker, it can peel it, poach it and serve it up with cinnamon.
You’ll Shoo your eye out, Ralphie Boy!
Oh, and not to be too pedantic, but you have another typo on here. The correct spelling is Shooman Waves.
Shoo!MAN waves
See what you did, I just bought 45,000 of these suckers
If your racehorse is starting to drag
Or you’re stuck with a sickly old nag
Then make it cohesive
And create adhesive
For use with a shiny Gloo!TAGâ„¢
My NEXT great invention, youll see,
Makes use o th tecknology,
That keeps shit from smellin,
To keep shit from SELLIN —
Like Shoo!TAG™, and such flummery.
Atlas: Of course Shoo!man Waves – how could I have missed it…!
Cissy: Even better!
Joey: Does it have a static magnetic quantum charge? All the best tags do.
If your blog has got bugs, have no fear
A most perfect solution is here!
Using quantum magnetics
And bio energetics
Our new Woo!TAG™ makes pests disappear!
I need to keep fleas off my cat.
But I can’t solve this formula that
Explains all the science
Behind the appliance.
Hey, where the fuck’s Gilbert at?
I wish we could all have our own matching magnetic strip badges to show off our skepticism. How cool would the Woo!TAGâ„¢ Clan be then?
Th world hastily is dismissing,
Th produckt th Revrend was dissing.
Despite all persuasion,
Th Einstein equation,
Left fokes thinkin, “Somthings Melissing.”
I wanna join the Woo!TAG Clan. I would be CZS.
I’d happily master Woo!TAG Clan’s album.
With tracks like the hauntingly beautiful ‘Anal’, the rambunctious ‘Bigger than the Monk’, the blues classic ‘My Dog ain’t got no Shootag’ and the massive drum solo in ‘Universal Headache’ I reckon it’s bound to be an instant hit!
And as for the artwork I think Atlas came up with the perfect cover a while back with the sumo wrestler.
As for the wording Rev my comment ‘appeared’ more positive than yours – let’s see how long it lasts. Still there as of now!
The King
Here it is post 21
https://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=2577#comments
Love it, maybe the first single is called “The Dog’s Bollocks”
Good work Atlas
The King
All I know is that I feel so much safer after watching those shoo public service announcements. Yup, I can sleep like a shoo baby tonight.
Since doubt has been cast on the ShooTag,
We must look for a better TooDooTag.
Since The Cow tends to keep
All our brains from deep sleep-
What we really need is a MooTag!
Joey: I notice that Gilbert is starting to gain something of a web presence. I’m thinking that he’s going to become our very own spokesman for the ‘science’ behind pseudoscience.. :-)
Cissy & Atlas: I wonder if we may see an appearance of the Woo!TAG Clan in further episodes of The Cow…(ØŸ)
(See how useful the damn percontation point is!)
King Willy: Oh I see what you mean – I didn’t realise that was your comment. This morning when I looked it had been voted down by 2 points. I fixed one of them…
MI: I’m thinking you need the Shoo!WooWoo™ on your site!
Colonel: But you can have a Moo!TAG™ Take it and display it proudly!
Atlas: And so once more into the gutter.
You again? You and I are gonna have WORDS real quick, mister!
Words? You mean Conversation? Consultation? Chat? Heart to heart? Mano a mano? Tête-à -tête? ?
Thanks for that Rev, I was able to bolster rebturtle’s comment by a plus one – so that’s 3 for him!
The King
Tête-à -tête?
Sorry, but I don’t speek Spanish. You’ll have to talk to me in plain American if you want to talk to me at all.
No speek Spanish, but obviously speek html OK. How’s the weather that far North?
Well of course I’m disaplined in HTML. It’s got TAGS in it, don’t it?
Nevr mind th tags, Melissa.
Show us yer tetes!
Or shoo us yer tags, maybe.
And your heiney.
This post sure has generatd a lot o th ol M3/4, hasnt it?
Uh, so my understanding of the product is that we could all walk around wearing our debit cards hanging from our necks by a string to ward off evil pestilence.
Talk about fighting fire with fire. Just punch a hole in the corner of everything in your wallet, string it up with a shoelace around your neck and cover your head with an aluminum foil cap. Then go take a walk in a lightning storm.
Voilà , instant Shoo!tag, Schumann resonance and all.
Enjoy!
Odette: Yup, I think you’ve got the measure of Shoo!TAG™ efficacy alright. Actually, on consideration, I think your system would work better.
Quoted on ITLAPD: Show us th’ science, Shoo!TAG™ That’s ALL ye have t’ do. Yaaarrrrr! Show us th’ science.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I think Melissa Rogers makes more sense when she talks like a pirate, too.