Mon 2 Feb 2009
Coat of Warm Hands
Posted by anaglyph under Australiana, Hmmm..., Signs
[9] Comments
In today’s lesson, we are studying the Australian Coat of Arms, that features, as you will have noticed, a kangaroo and an emu supporting a shield. The shield is divided into six portions, each illustrating one of the six Australian states. The Northern Territory and the Australian Capital Territory, not being yer actual ‘states’, are not represented by any pictures, but their inclusion (and any further inclusions*) is supposedly implied by the seven pointed star above the shield (I can just imagine the marketing meeting where they spun that one up…).
In case you ever visit Australia, and find yourself in the bathroom of a pub using a ‘Turbo’ brand hand dryer, this is not the Australian Coat of Arms (if can’t quite make it out, the kangaroo is drying his paws while the emu looks on):
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*I swear, with Little Johnny Howard at the helm it wouldn’t have been too long before we were launching missiles on New Zealand or somewhere (in order to overthrow some despotic dictator, of course).
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Ahh appropriate considering AUS used to be a prison colony
Now that comment makes sense exactly why?…
Hi, I’m Mike and I read your post and my comment makes sense.
Naturally, the emu would be “looking on.” He has no hands.
Mike, it’s nice to know some people who look at my blog can read.
As far as the emu goes – that’s true, and even though the photo from my iPhone is a little blurry, I think you can detect just a hint of envy from the kangaroo’s flightless (and handless) friend.
Kangaroo: By the power of my mind alone, I will levitate this dense metal object.
Emu: Fuck off.
(I’ve never been in a Men’s lav, but I imagine that’s about right)
Speaking of lavs, perhaps Malach is confusing ‘penal’ and ‘penile’.
Malach, as usual, is confusing ‘saying something’ with ‘having something to say’.
The Cow needs a coat of arms of its own.
Or a Coat of Hooves, perhaps.