Wed 21 Jan 2009
Clutching at Straws
Posted by anaglyph under Insane People
[20] Comments
#1 Indicator of the Certifiably Insane: Invoke Jesus or Hitler as rolemodel/nemesis.
Wed 21 Jan 2009
Posted by anaglyph under Insane People
[20] Comments
#1 Indicator of the Certifiably Insane: Invoke Jesus or Hitler as rolemodel/nemesis.
I have dreams that Tom Cruise is a good actor. (That’s how I know that I’m dreaming.)
Poor Tom. He should have kept dancing in his underpants.
Interesting. Now that I know what crazy really is, I don’t have to feel concerned about my “What Would L. Ron Do?” bracelet.
And he has that snazzy on again off again German Accent!
What if I said I have always had dreams of killing Tom Cruise?
Would I redeem myself?
Probably not. Carry on.
Shame it wasn’t acid…
http://tinyurl.com/at9t83
Couldn’t tiny it sorry Rev
The King
(Couldn’t tiny it? Tsk King Willy – time to get your head ’round this tech. I won’t accept any more page long URLs from you!)
Actually I hope there was a vermiculant in that straw!
The King
Who is Tom Cruise?
And why does he want to kill a dead guy?
Tom is the world’s most handsome man, always has been, always will be.
http://thisrecording.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/tom-cruise.jpg
“Killing Dead People” is the next Scientology level after the “Xenu Expansion Pack Level 15”.
I believe Cruise is said to be 100% proficient at this level (which he should be after all the money he’s poured into this tricky and exacting discipline).
Guess he just hasn’t got round to Adolf yet, must be on his “to do” list.
The King
I really hope you didn’t believe that I didn’t know who Tom Cruise was?
Loved him in this tightie whities in Risky Business, but it all went down hill from there for me.
I still want to know why he wants to kill a dead guy? Isn’t that beating a dead horse?
Hey Rev, not to whore myself out, but since I missed the New Years contest, I wanted to invite you and your readers to my own limerick contest over at the Anthologies.
I wonder what Glitch would contribute?
Yea, but Stauffenberg failed in his attempt to kill Hitler. The TV version was on SBS the other day, I am sure that it is a far superior film. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388437/
I used to like it when the Germans had proper British stiff upper lip accents, American accents don’t seem to work.
S.
We ALL want to kill Hitler.
So hows come it was Col. Hogan who got his brains bashd in?
Well of course Hitler ordered the hit, apparently he didn’t like the way his side was portrayed in the show, no idea why…
The funny thing is a great many postwar American films always feature a baddie with an English rather than a German accent. Even when they do have a German accent, they get an Englishman like say Alan Rickman to do the honours…
Guess they never got over the war of independence.
The King
Did King Willy jus allege that Hitler had Col. Hogan rubbd out?
Heck! That has me wonderin why Hitler, havin been forcd to retreat into a Bunker, dint take out Carroll O’Connor too.
This whole thing smacks so much of desperation that I wonder that the headlines don’t simply read ‘Tom Cruise Sucks Up to Hollywood Jewish Studio Bosses’.
‘Always dreamt of killing Hitler! What a banal and intellectually barren statement to make. Tom, I always dreamt of finally brokering world peace, solving the earth’s energy problems and making contact with an alien species but it doesn’t mean diddly squat!
Cruise is a simpleton who, by his moronic beliefs and behaviour, has disenfranchised himself completely from the business that made him famous. His cachet in Hollywood is at an all time low, so we can now expect him to indulge in a string of increasingly pathetic attempts to turn the spotlight back in his direction (which will most likely fail).
You heard it first on The Cow.
I dream of him winning an Oscar so he can thank Xenu on stage.
Thanks for the red warning text Rev (ie wtach out – idiot about). All I can say is it usually works like a charm, that night it didn’t – so there!
Well the spotlight is firmly turned in his direction on The Cow. Perhaps we can design a ‘Cruise Spotlight’ like the Bat Signal. What would you project up in the sky to lure Cruise Rev? For me it would probably be a giant wombat.
The King
Or a giant pair of testicles
The King
Maybe someday you can do the sound work for a Tom Cruise film and replace his dialogue with something more intelligent.
Hard to imagine why Tom woud hafta suck up to Hollywood Jewish studio bosses …
I mean …
Aint he awready a membr o th Church o Ziontology?