Sun 1 Oct 2006
Chomp!
Posted by anaglyph under Cats, Scary
[19] Comments
And my birthday present from The Spawn was the very unique gift of sharpened fangs in my thumb. He has learned that the logical extension of biting the hand that feeds you is to eat it as well.
There’s no better gift than a personal one!
That’s a very scary looking cat, indeed.
You have a possessed cat? My condelences. My cat used to be possessed until she was about five years old, then she suddenly mellowed and went all affectionate. Before that we used to call her ‘Fang’ or ‘Mr Hyde’, the latter because she’d switch from normal-if-antisocial cat to insane clawed, fanged menace. We learnt to tell when she was about to go crazy and attack though, coz her greenish eyes would go all yellow and odd. She’s quite normal now though (well, for a cat) and as I said, quite affectionate.
All the same, I’m rather surprised and impressed that you managed to get hold of a cat that is clearly hellspawn. Black, red-eyed? Definitely hellspawn.
(What color are The Spawn’s eyes in RL, BTW? Oh, and I absolutely loved your captioning: it was priceless.)
I gess it jus woont be th hand that feeds you unless you feed on it.
“Aww, nice kitty! Cootchie-coo– aaugh! Auurgh! Gaah!”
Reminds me of an old song: “Left arm gone clean up to the elbow.”
he looks evil.
Chickie: Yes, and pain is the gift that keeps on giving.
Reese: Hey Reese! Nice to see you.
PD: He is Hellspawn. What makes you think his eyes aren’t that colour…?
Joey: Except eventually he’s gonna run out of hands. Well, my hands anyway, I guess there’s a pretty big supply after that.
Jam: He’s good with the alluring cute-till-you-get-too-close ploy.
treespotter: Looks?
Oh man – he reminds me of Lucy, (as in Lucifer) the black devil cat we lived with years ago. If The Spawn is anything like Lucy, NEVER lie around nude on a hot day! Ow! I’m cringing at the recall. Don’t say you haven’t been warned…
On a different note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Oct 1 is your birthday, Rev? What’s it mean? Bean’s birthday is same as mine – yours is same as my mother’s!
evenstar: Don’t worry – I’m not going near him in anything less than full leather armour, with a whip and a chair.
No my birthday was last week – September 27. But thanks for the birthday wishes!
What, even outside of photos he looks like that? I am impressed!
PD: Would I lie to you?
PD: Would I lie to you?
Photoshop Elements says, “Yes”
When my cat tries to kill me, I just call it love. It’s better to remain ignorant when it comes to his intentions.
Happy Birthday Rev!
jedimacfan: See, that’s what’s wrong with the world today – all this cynicism and lack of faith.
Bean: I’m beginning to think I should have named Glitch ‘Cato‘.
OK – I see the signs, but I don’t know what they mean…
You don’t have my mother’s birthday – you have my brother’s!
Perhaps there’s no such thing as random?
evenstar: You don’t have my mother’s birthday – you have my brother’s!
I think we already knew that, right? There is no such thing as random…
Felines are not meant to be inside the house. They are meant to be kept in dens and fed prophets.
Uh… OK. So maybe my next blogwar post should argue that free will is an illusion and everything’s predestined? Heh heh…
Treacherous ground, methinks….