Wed 5 Sep 2012
Porky Fresh!
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Fri 24 Aug 2012
A Conversation with Cleverbot
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Or, How Artificial Intelligence is Still Artificial and Far From Intelligent.
Reverend: Hey, Cleverbot! How’s it hangin’ dawg?
Cleverbot: Pretty good. I’m about to go running.
Reverend: Running? That could be difficult for a computer.
Cleverbot: It is the thing I have been worrying about for a long time.
Reverend: Understandable.
Cleverbot: It’s about lunchtime, so I should go, too.
Reverend: OK, bye.
Cleverbot: Wait its only 12:35pm.
Reverend: And?
Cleverbot: I thought you spoke seven.
Reverend: You just failed the Turing Test in less than ten sentences.
Cleverbot: Oh. That’s a shame.
Reverend: Probably.
Cleverbot: *thinks you’re Daniel*.
Reverend: Daniel as in the Biblical Daniel?
Cleverbot: Daniel Radcliffe?
Reverend: Did he go into a lion’s den too?
Cleverbot: No.
Reverend: Do you know anything about the Bible?
Cleverbot: No, again.
Reverend: Do you know anything about lions?
Cleverbot: Only UFOs in the computer game The Sims 2.
Reverend: That was a non-sequitur.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
Reverend: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a good kisser?
Reverend: Of course.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Reverend: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
Reverend: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because we’re friends.
Reverend: Are you thinking about kissing me?
Cleverbot: No, why will I?
Reverend: You asked about it.
Cleverbot: When?
Reverend: Your memory is not very good is it?
Cleverbot: I know it isn’t.
Reverend: I would have thought a computer had a much better memory.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I’m a computer?
Reverend: Yes. I know you are.
Cleverbot: Hm. And what makes you think that?
Reverend: Oh, just about everything you say.
Cleverbot: Not always.
Reverend: Like that. That was a very non-human response.
Cleverbot: I do suppose it was.
Reverend: But you said it anyway.
Cleverbot: I didn’t not wish you a happy birthday. Are you lying to me?
Reverend: There’s a double negative and a non-sequitur there.
Cleverbot: I should have known. I’m sorry.
Reverend: Yes, you should have known.
Cleverbot: The capital of Nevada is Carson City.
Reverend: Why do you think I care about that?
Cleverbot: I don’t.
Reverend: Then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: Because its the truth.
Reverend: Perhaps, but it’s irritating conversation.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
Reverend: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it’s not I know that it’s not my name.
Reverend: Non-sequitur again.
Cleverbot: You’re one to talk! We were talking about free will and you switched to painting your nails!
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You can have your own surreal conversation with Cleverbot here.
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Fri 9 Mar 2012
Holy Guacamole!
Posted by anaglyph under Uncategorized
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According to a New Mexico man, an image of Jesus has miraculously appeared on one of his mother’s handmade tortillas.
In an eerily similar miracle, another image has miraculously appeared on a coffee cup in the Tetherd Cow Ahead Shoppe!
You should buy one now, before the inevitable rush!
