Signs « Tetherd Cow Ahead

Wed 11 Feb 2015

The Re-Maker, Maybe?

Posted by anaglyph under Australiana, Signs, Words
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I hope St Peter is not a stickler for spelling, or there are going to be a lot of unhappy campers come Judgement Day.

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With thanks to the eagle eye of the Omenator.

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Tue 4 Nov 2014

A River Run’s Through It

Posted by anaglyph under Australiana, Punctuation, Signs, Words
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With thanks to the Omenator.

Thu 12 Dec 2013

Festive Language

Posted by anaglyph under Signs, Stupidity, Tragedy, Words
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From the people who brought you ‘The early bird get’s the right size’…

Fri 8 Nov 2013

French Polish?

Posted by anaglyph under Signs
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Yes, they really called it that.

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Thanks to the Omenater for this one!

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Sat 5 Oct 2013

Rubber Balloons!

Posted by anaglyph under Daft Advertising, Kooky, Meme, Signs, Silly
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Queen Willy has been recently doing a bit of work for a company that provides balloons with slogans printed on them. After seeing some examples, it occurred to me that there really is no circumstance that can’t be improved with a festive slogan-bedecked balloon. I hereby offer a selection of examples as substantiation of my claim.

I mean, look at that! A scary sinister situation instantly transformed into a party atmosphere! And likewise:

Hahaha. Hello Kitty takes the curse off anything, right?!

Riffing on the most recent Cow post, something that other rubber vendor might consider:

And if it’s a merry brightening of a religious event that you’re after, well then the local church fete really can’t go past this kind of thing:

Any kid would be happy to go home with a balloon like that! Thinking on it, religion is just so damn gloomy all the time. It needs LOTS more balloons.