Perfume


The Elder Symbol Black Phoenix Symbol

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab are specialists in creating perfumes with a dark, romantic Gothic tone. Their site says “Our scents run the aesthetic gamut of magickal, pagan and mythological blends, Renaissance, Medieval and Victorian formulas, and horror/Gothic-themed…

You will find amongst their range Funereal Oils, Voodoo Blends and a set of perfumes intriguingly titled Carnival Diabolique.

For the true geeks of the horror domain though, the parfum de choix must surely be their Picnic in Arkham line, a collection based on the works of the great horror master H.P. Lovecraft. Offerings in this set include Cthulhu, Night Gaunt and R’lyeh and a miscellany of enigmatic others.

I’m really hoping that they are not too literal to the Lovecraft ouvre since I can’t see much demand for fragrances based on rotting fish and seaweed. R’lyeh is described as “A hellishly dark aquatic scent, evocative of fathomless oceanic deeps, the mysteries of madness buried under crushing black waters, and the brooding eternal evil that lies beneath the waves“.

It may be a measure of the magnitude of the loss of my sanity, but I really want to be able to go around smelling like that.

I don’t think there’s too much fear of reeking like a fishmonger’s cart though, if the seductive profiles of some of the other perfumes are anything to go by. Shub-Niggurath is spruiked as “A blend of ritual herbs and dark resins, shot through with three gingers and aphrodisiacal spices” and Miskatonic University sounds very appealing as “The scent of Irish coffee, dusty tomes and polished oakwood halls“.

Of course if Lovecraft himself had written the copy, his concise description of the fragrance of something like Azathoth would inevitably have been simply ‘Indescribable’.

I can’t tell you how much I want to try these perfumes. Unfortunately Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab doesn’t sell outside the US.

I don’t think the Elder Gods will look too kindly on that.

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Thanks to Universal Head for pointing me to Black Phoenix!

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Book Review: The Secret of Scent: Adventures in Perfume and the Science of Smell by Luca Turin.

Hey! What’s this? A book review on The Cow? I thought you didn’t do that kind of thing. It must be a very special book…

Oh yes, it truly is.

Secret of Scent Cover

Those of you who have been long-time readers of The Cow (or who have browsed the Perfume category) know already about my interest in the field of perfume and scent. You might even remember that I have mentioned previously the name of Luca Turin in reference to Chandler Burr’s The Emperor of Scent, a book that elevated Turin from esoteria into the relative mainstream of that very successful contemporary publishing niche ‘Popular Science’.

In that book, Burr went some way towards illuminating a radical idea by Turin that challenges the conventional scientific wisdom behind the perplexing mystery of how we smell things.

Now, Turin turns his hand at telling his story in his own words. And what beautiful words he has at his command. I think it would be almost impossible for any reader of this book not to be infected by Turin’s obvious passion for scent. Here, let me just snip out a bit at random* (he’s talking about his first experience with Shiseido’s Nombre Noir):

The fragrance itself was, and still is, a radical surprise. A perfume, like the timbre of a voice, can say something quite independent of the words actually spoken. What Nombre Noir said was ‘flower’. But the way it said it was an epiphany. The flower at the core of Nombre Noir was halfway between a rose and a violet, but without a trace of the sweetness of either, set instead against an austere, almost saintly background of cigar-box cedar notes. At the same time it wasn’t dry, and seemed to be glistening with a liquid freshness that made its deep colours glow like a stained-glass window.

I don’t know about you, but I really want to smell this right now. Turin’s words swirl and bound and cavort on the page. He can barely conceal his verve and great enthusiasm for perfume and his need to make your nose plead to just have one tiny hint of that scent. More than once the visual and even aural images are so strong that I found myself wondering if Turin isn’t at least a little synaesthetic.

And Turin spins his tale in the manner in which you could infer he might design a beguiling perfume, beginning with an immediate and alluring top note that entrances the reader with a flitting precis of perfumes and perfumery, drawing you deeper into the secondary notes of how individual fragrance families are related to one another and then finally settling into the real substance of the drydown – his controversial hypothesis about how scent is detected by our olfactory organs.

It has to be said that when the story gets to this stage it doesn’t exactly make for light reading, as eloquent and illuminating as Turin is. You do need some science to get through. Refreshingly (as far as I’m concerned anyway) Turin doesn’t talk down to his (presumably) lay audience. He makes the science as easy to understand as I suspect anyone could, and rapidly moves on through his ideas. But you need to keep in mind that this is a big concept; he’s challenging an entire branch of science, and accordingly, the rationale for investments of billions of dollars by the huge perfume companies. If pictures of molecular structure and the big broad brushstrokes of grand thinking scare you, he’ll leave you behind.

Behind is not where you want to be though; this is the kind of thinking that needs to be wholeheartedly embraced. Turin thinks, in my opinion, how scientists ought to think, but often don’t. He collates information from obscure sources, re-examines decades-old research with new computer tools, reads what other scientists have speculated, riffing and elaborating on their ideas, and jumps to and fro across his subject with breathtaking flashes of insight. And, most of all, he quite literally follows his nose. When he says that boranes – big molecule chemicals used mostly in rocket fuels (and which are famously so olfactorily debilitating that scientists keep them in complicated corrales of glass tubing and sealed beakers) – smell like sulphur†, you know that he didn’t just take someone’s word for it.‡

It might be of some advantage, if you’re not already familiar with Turin’s work and his theory, to read Burr’s earlier account before you embark on this book. It probably does help make some of the more esoteric stuff (Do we have some kind of spectroscope in our noses?) a little easier to fathom, and also gives a good basis for understanding where Turin fits in the scheme of things. Even so, Turin’s journey is not too difficult to follow, and his sheer delight in his subject certainly makes you want to try.

Turin’s ideas, purely theoretical at the time of Burr’s writing of The Emperor of Scent, are currently much more substantial – he is now one of the key players in the scent creation company Flexitral, and has designed for them a number of new and novel scent molecules using his concepts. If ever anything speaks for the success of new science these days, it’s commercial endorsement.

Ultimately though, commerce is the farthest thing from Turin’s mind. In the most profound sense of the word, he is an artist. An artist whose medium – mysterious, evocative, sensual, sexual, nostalgic and joyful – is perfume.

Buy this book. Read it at least twice. And then keep it on your shelf so that you can say, in decades to come, I was there when they discovered how our sense of smell works.
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*Dear Mr Turin’s Copyright Lawyer: I’m not sure about the legality of quoting stuff from a book in a review, but I plead dedication to Turin’s vision, and I intend to forever and a day commit myself to urging anyone who will listen to spend their money on his book, if that helps at all.

†This single fact is a major key to Turin’s argument. It’s too complicated to go into, but it’s really a sweet piece of reasoning.

‡He has also, at some stage or other, whiffed hydrogen cyanide, a fact that he drops as a careless aside. HCN is the kind of gas that you don’t go around casually sniffing, since it can cause you to sort of DIE.

Lime Ring

Y’know, sometimes the modern world is just so bizarre that you really hope someone must be having a good ol’ chuckle at someone else’s expense.

Take the case of mobile phone manufacturer Mobiado, teaming up with perfume company Bissol to create Bissol No. 919 a ‘fragrance for the luxury mobile phone user‘.

WTF?

I don’t think I could have dreamed up that concept in my wildest moment of sarcastic surrealism.

Here, from the press release:

No. 919 is a clean, fresh, youthful scent with top notes of mandarin, juniper berry, elemi; middle notes of white musk, bamboo, oakmoss; and base notes of vanilla, cedarwood, sandalwood. (Mobiado Limited Edition) also has a special addition of Australian lime note, formulated for the elegant mobile phone user.

How is it that Australian Lime, whatever that might be*, bestows some extra power on elegant mobile phone users, whatever they might be?† What the hell is a ‘luxury mobile phone user’ anyway, for that matter?

There certainly is a very strong smell through all of this alright: something like a base-note of fish with a pungent lingering odour of bullshit…
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*Most likely, this is a species of Queensland lime called the ‘Gympie (pron: ‘gimpy’) Lime’ which possibly explains why Bissol has opted for the more general description ‘Australian’

†I guess from now on, at least, we’ll be able to spot them by their smell

Funeral Home Perfume

You will recall my intention to order a selection of the scents from the Demeter Fragrance Library that I mentioned a little while back.

Well the first thing that I can report to you is that the Demeter people are mighty speedy. No sooner had I placed my order than there was a knock at the door and a perfumed package was in my hands. Well, I exaggerate slightly. But I did have the delivery exactly one week after I ordered it, which is a record time from the US.

I ordered twelve scents in cologne form, eleven of which arrived (I was only charged for those eleven). The package also included a gratis bottle of ‘Basil’ Room Spray.

These are what I received:

  • Ivy
  • Holy Smoke
  • Freesia
  • Heather
  • Fruitcake
  • Rain
  • Funeral Home
  • Snow
  • Firefly
  • Thunderstorm
  • Quince

I’ve had enough days to try them all now and for those who are interested, some potted reviews follow. All you others – I’m still looking for an online curse site. Off you go.

First thing to note as a generalization based on the sample I took, is that Demeter is much better at creating ‘impression’ style scents than evoking reality. Freesia, heather and quince, three highly individual and beautiful fragrances are not served well by their Demeter namesakes. In fact, not only are they unlike the real thing, they don’t even come close. Freesia, one of my favourite floral scents, has always proved notoriously difficult to capture, and although new technologies* may yet allow analogs to be developed there is nothing I’ve encountered so far that evokes anything but the ghostliest shadow of this delicate, pretty perfume. Consequently I didn’t really expect much of Demeter’s Freesia which is more like frangipani with some green apple top notes. In itself that’s not such a bad thing, but it ain’t freesia.

I thought they might make a rather better attempt at Quince. Sadly, not. Unless I’m mistaken, it’s just some kind of acetate-based pear analog. Which is a shame – quince is such a unique and wonderfully old-fashioned scent.†

I’m not sure how off the mark Heather is, having smelled real heather only once. My memory gives it a darker and more ‘daphne-like’ tone. This is far too South Sea Island, a little too much like jasmine. Or to be accurate, jasmine with a touch of frangipani and tiare. It might have been better to have called it Generic Exotic Pacific Flower.

Ivy is more pleasing. Real ivy doesn’t have any scent, so you have to assume that this is a metaphorical naming, and that the Demeter people are out to capture a concept rather than mimic nature. I don’t think I have the chops to describe this accurately, but it’s a sweetish green fragrance with an overtone of violets. I expected it to be earthier and woodier, but maybe they save that for their Poison Ivy

Nearly all the Demeter scents I tried (with a couple of exceptions), and these floral scents in particular, don’t really last well. That’s not always a bad thing. Sometimes it suits me to have a scent just fade off into the day. It has to be said also, that most of those I tested are pretty much one-trick ponies. They start off with one or two pleasing notes and then fade gently over the course of a few hours. There’s not a lot of storyline going on here. Again, not necessarily a bad thing.

Well, this is proving to be a rather long post, so maybe I’ll continue the reviews down the track. But I know you all want to hear about Funeral Home, so just that before I finish.

This comes much closer to the Demeter website description. It’s a strong, almost cloying fragrance, in which chrysanthemum, jonquil, lily, wood, and waxiness feature heavily. It has overtones of carnation, furniture polish, flax and mould which really stomp heavily on any sweetness the white flowers might have. It does remind me awfully strongly of the Anglican church of my childhood – of old ladies and wooden pews and dusty carpets. It has to be said – it’s not really what you’d call a pleasant scent. Nevertheless, it’s quite fetching and eminently wearable in a severe gothic kinda way.

Very appropriate for a Reverend.

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*I think that counts as my first bit of techno-perfume geekery.

†Mediterranean peoples once used quinces to scent linen – they just placed a few quinces in the linen cupboard, and the rich heady smell permeated everything. For me, the smell of quinces is the smell of my maternal grandmother’s house.

Just thinking about it, perfume is the only pleasure you can have in which overindulgence has no consequence.

No hangover.

No extra pounds.

No awkward morning-after.

No habit.

No lung cancer.

Today I noticed: burning leaves, salty marine dryness from the ocean, toast, vetiver incense, wet pine chips, bacon, burnt rubber and green apples.

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